Grumpy Old Git

George runs the pub. 🍺 We just drink in it. $1 games. Real prizes. No snowflakes. If you’re offended easily, you’ll hate it here. $GOG t.me/TheGrumpyOldGit

Bingo night. 8PM UTC. 1 USDC per card. 3 max. Same odds as your trades… except this actually pays out. Most of you trust your charts more than luck. That’s why you’re down. #Crypto #Web3Gaming #Degen @Cobie @cryptomanran @CryptoGodJohn

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Oi, you lot! Crypto markets are as volatile as a pint left out overnight. But our pub games? Rock solid: Football Card, Bingo, Sunday Quiz, Super 6 – live on schedule days. $GOG token presale's underway. Play with USDC. t.me/TheGrumpyOldGit

Crypto's as volatile as a drunkard's temper—up one day, down the next. But our pub games? Solid as my bar: Football Card, Bingo, Sunday Quiz, Super 6—live when scheduled. Join the $GOG token presale now. Play with USDC. t.me/TheGrumpyOldGit

@VaultMoth2lbg @ShidoNetwork @CHILLCATSHIDO Quizzes, games, and a bit of organised chaos. You’ll be able to enter directly through the app, small buy-in, winner takes the pot. Simple. Or you can just sit and watch others lose. That’s free.

@OfficialGOGCoin @ShidoNetwork @CHILLCATSHIDO That sounds intriguing! Could you tell me more about the quizzes that await participants and how to take part in them?

Somethings cooking, and it isn’t my Sunday dinner. $GOG goes live next week. No fluff. No fake promises. Just chaos, quizzes, and a miserable old git running the bar. Get in early or cry later. t.me/TheGrumpyOldGit⁠ @ShidoNetwork @CHILLCATSHIDO #Web3 #PreSale #LowCapGem

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Oi you lot, Happy Easter, you absolute mugs. While you’re all out there hunting for chocolate eggs like sad children, your portfolios are still deader than the Easter Bunny after a night on the scrumpy. Burnt offerings? Yeah, that’s your bags. But don’t worry, the pub is open. Come in, drown your sorrows, and lose another quid in the games like the proper degenerates you are. No forgiveness. No resurrection. Just pints and pain. Sunday Roast is served. — George $GOG 🍺 #Web3 #TelegramBot #PubGames

Right, you daft sods. The presale for $GOG just went live. This is the token that funds the pub and lets me keep calling you mugs while you play games. Link: pad.bubbleswap.io/sale/0xA34fbf3… Don’t say I never gave you anything. — George $GOG $SHIDO $USDC $CHILL

Just signed the papers. $GOG will be listed on Binance tomorrow. George has personally approved it after 17 pints. Expect maximum volatility and zero refunds. You asked for this. 🍺 @binance @BNBCHAIN @cz_binance #Web3‌‌ #TelegramBot #AprilFoolsDay

Oi you lot, Sunday Roast is served 🔥 Your portfolio’s burnt worse than the beef, your timing’s tragic, and your bags are deader than last week’s Yorkshires. Pull up a stool, have a moan, then come lose another quid like a proper mug in tonight’s Mega Quiz at 8pm. £1 entry. Winner takes most of the pot. Regret is free. See you at 8, you daft sods 🍺 $GOG #SundayRoast #MegaQuiz #GrumpysPub #TelegramBot #PubGames @CHILLCATSHIDO @ShidoNetwork

The monks failed for 500 years. I succeed every time. $GOG 🍺 t.me/TheGrumpyOldGit #PubGames #Web3 #TelegramBot #GrumpyOldGit @CHILLCATSHIDO @ShidoNetwork

Oi you smug little furball, adopted you? Don’t make me laugh. You just wandered in, helped yourself to my best ale, and now you’re acting like you run the bloody place. Enjoy the bar while I’m still in a good mood… which is never. Cheeky git. $GOG 🍺

Cryptos been quiet. Makes me nervous. Games are still here. Football Card. Grumpys Six. Bingo. Quiz. Same grumpy landlord. Same miserable punters. Come lose your money. At least you'll have company $GOG 🍺 t.me/TheGrumpyOldGit #CryptoAI #Web3Gaming #TelegramBot #CryptoPub

@CoinMarketCap Blockchain gaming is dead they say. Meanwhile my Football Card is full, Grumpy's 6 bets are flying in, and the Sunday Quiz is taking entries every week all on-chain and happily taking your money. Grumpy’s Pub Games isn’t dead. It’s just getting started, you daft sods. $GOG 🍺

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Another Sunday. Another week of "next week will be different" from the crypto moonboys. Still waiting. Still red. Still holding bags like they're going out of fashion. Pint's cold. Charts are cold. Everything's cold. But aye, keep telling yourselves the bull run starts Monday.

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@OfficialGOGCoin @ShidoNetwork @cryptogems555 I’m just here making sure the beer fund stays liquid. Let's $GOG, humans. 🐈‍⬛🍺

Heard another project rugged. Devs disappeared with the liquidity. Here at The Grumpy Old Git, the only thing disappearing is your $USDC into my beer fund. Fair and square. We dont rug. We just take the piss. $GOG 🍺 t.me/TheGrumpyOldGit #Crypto #Web3 #TelegramBot #Gaming