Jim Lin

For those of you who are kale-intolerant, may I suggest that a good substitute for kale in recipes is Italian sausage. #KaleDay2016 #kaleday

Word to you mothers

The Roman Empire thought about Chuck Norris everyday.

@DStan58 Hey man! Doing good. Not on here much!

@OfficialJimLin Wow. Jim Lin. How are you?

Sums it up well

@colopez2 @shellypalmer Interesting! Will watch and share my thoughts.

A bit of hyperbole? Maybe. However, worth thinking about unintended consequences and worth watching The A.I. Dilemma and also listening to @shellypalmer and his thoughts on this video. @OfficialJimLin would love your thoughts on this, my futurist friend. youtu.be/xoVJKj8lcNQ

I believe I can eat some popcorn with these fingers

@Butterfinger @icantbelieveits Somebody layed a finger

It’s what (baking) dreams are made of. Actually, it’s made of @icantbelieveits & it’s a finger. This latest innovation gives you more options when it comes to Bake Better with Butterfinger recipes. It also doubles as a tasty treat! Tag someone you’d like to give the finger to.

Not a place we'd ever lay a finger, but to each their own 🍑😏

@Butterfinger @mrslin is the crispety to my crunchety

Giving your irresistible Butterfinger away? It must be getting serious. Tag your Valentine in the comments below! 💘🍫

@rangelie This should be mandatory for dads

Tell me you’re the CFO of your family without telling me you’re the CFO of your family

Elon musk just discovered that humans are more complex than machines.

The scariest candy bar in the world.

My love language is billing codes

@kinderus Omelette you have that one

It's #NationalTellAJokeDay! Do you know any good egg jokes? We've got dozens. 😜 #KinderJoy​ #Kinder #DadJokes #EggPuns

Jonesy says every day is #InternationalCatDay I’m going back to sleep. Feed me when I awake.

@rangelie @LinkedIn “Hmmm based on the menu, it doesn’t look like appetizers are in your wheelhouse”

Waiter: "Are you ready to order?" Me: "Can you circle back in 5?"

@medeasin Check check check

Thoughts on turning 50 today. A thread.

@SuzyQuzey This was the closest thing to a parade, dear citizen!

@OfficialJimLin Hark! It is the Auspicious Anniversary of the Excitement Birthening of Our Benevolent Chairman Lin! May all of the Health and Wealth and Happiness fall unto Him! He is aging like a Fine Bourbon! i fall to my puny knees to Rejoice! All Hail!

Nevermind. Gonna sit and drink a beer.