Frank Luntz's Toupee

@RadioGenoa Did they already get to all the shrimp and crab-legs?

Gala lunch.

@kdh4potus @KamalaHarris @DouglasEmhoff They were probably just thrilled like the rest of that she lost and wanted her to know. I think I'd have the same reaction...

NEW: The whole restaurant erupted in cheers as Kamala Harris and her family walked into Gritz N Wafflez in Los Angeles today. 🎥: Mona Holmes

@alphafox I hope she doesn't burn a nipple or something, that looks like dangerous work!

This restaurant is successful because of its authentic cuisine and fresh ingredients:

@GriftReport An Easter egg hunt for adults? They're running those things down like they have malt liquor in them!

If I say what I'm thinking I'm getting banned

@Geniustechw Guess who doesn't need a warrant and who would be under no obligation to show it to these leftist retards if they had one?

ICE Agents Arrest Illegal Alien in Virginia Moments After Judge Dismisses Case. What is your reaction?

@PramilaJayapal Somewhere in India, a village is desperately searching for their idiot. Please send word, so they can find you.

Being undocumented is not a crime. Being born is not a crime. Seeking asylum is not a crime. Building a life in this country is not a crime. We won’t let Trump rewrite the law to fit his cruel agenda.

@Mappy6984 Joel doesn’t appear capable of kicking anyone’s ass

People are miserable as hell

@Kittenwaffin So, you're saying the eggs in the "blue" packaging are either fake or they're made to explode?! Hell you say! This is the kind valuable information that should be shared across the whole country!!

"Don't buy this kind of eggs, y'all. They will explode in the microwave. I don't think they real."

@thedaywar90 I'm sure your home in "South Asia" has given you a clear view of our politics. How about you Fuck Off!

Biden didn’t destroy the Rose Garden. He rebuilt the economy, created over 15 million jobs, cut the deficit, lowered insulin costs, and passed historic climate & infrastructure bills. His conscience is clear and so is his record. Do you agree with me? Yes Or No

@4thOfJuly365 I can smell the cat urine and BO through the screen.

This is how No Kings Protesters get ready to waste an entire day protesting something that doesn't exist.

@TonyLaneNV I’m so exhausted by these people, I’d like to see the police start tasing these childish douchebags the moment the door or window is opened.

SIMPLE TRAFFIC STOP… WHY NOT JUST COMPLY? Woman gets pulled over… pulls out her phone instead of following instructions… and now troopers are forced to step in. All of this could’ve been over in minutes. Instead… it escalates fast. This is exactly how situations go left for no reason. Be real - why not just comply and keep it moving? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@Jukehorse50 And yet he has no idea who the fuck you are. If that isn’t the height of hilarity, I don’t know what is…

I hate Donald Trump. I hate his face. I hate his smirk. I hate his voice. I hate his stunning ignorance and his arrogance. I hate his contempt for women and people of color. I hate his ill informed abuse of power. I hate his greed. I hate everything about him.

@iAnonPatriot The price? If it isn't your life for consuming this sewage, then it would have to be the cost of pumping your stomach and blowing your colon out your own asshole for an entire month. I'm nauseated looking at it. Has anyone heard from the guy eating that IBD sandwich?

You couldn’t pay me to eat this food. This is the type of stuff you’ll be seeing on the streets of NYC soon.

@DemocraticWins Sponsored by AARP, Depends, and Ensure... This dipshit hasn't been relevant since the 1980's

BREAKING: Bruce Springsteen just announced that his band will be doing a tour in effort to fight back against Donald Trump's authoritarian overreach. The Boss is back!

@IsabelM31530319 @NotAvgLiberal Fuck off ya twat, you've got enough problems in your own country

@NotAvgLiberal Disgrace to the world 💯👇

Never in American History, Has a President called the people of his own country the “Enemy”. Until Now. Fuck this guy.

@NotAvgLiberal Never watched any of Joey Mumbles sloppy excuses for speeches I guess, huh?

@covie_93 that's probably because you're a racist.

Seeing Black ICE agents doesn't sit right with my spirit.

@Tikom691 Salmon? That's Blue-fin Tuna

perfect piece of salmon

BREAKING: Iran claims to have shot down an F-15 jet

@MissionAmbedkar Looks an awful lot like Oakland California. Minus the random cattle. Oakland has stray dogs and cats and a whole lot of rats.

Welcome to New Delhi. See the condition of our national capital. Our govt claims that India is an economic hub nation & will soon become superpower.