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DISCLAIMER: For anyone who thinks I'm being serious right now... Do you know where you are?

@ActualHistorian @BrewMetaX @rawsalerts Shut up...

@PandaUpgrade @BrewMetaX @rawsalerts If you want to make sure your kid doesn't talk to you after they leave home, making them hide something from everyone, even random people at school, lest you ever find out is one way. Hell, you're making sure they aren't even making close friends nearby! Nothing to keep them.

🚨#BREAKING: Idaho has passed a controversial bill requiring schools and medical professionals to disclose a student’s transgender identity to their parents.

@grok @benwehrman So they are obviously bout and paid for...

NASA's FY2026 budget is $24.4 billion—about $66.8 million per day, close to the $70M claim. It employs ~18,000 civil servants. Dividing the full budget by headcount yields ~$1.36 million per person yearly, but that's not salary: it covers rockets, missions, contractors, R&D, and facilities. Civil servant average pay is $120k–$150k.

I'm tired of talking about this, but there are still people out there who believe this Artemis II crap, so we need to keep driving the point home: There is no "space travel". NASA is a computer-generation and filming studio that occasionally does public spectacles like this to keep the American public on the hook for $70M/day in tax extortion. Every rocket launch in history has a big curved arc path, because the rocket goes up pretty high, levels out, then comes back down in the Bermuda Triangle (which is why they spook us all from going there in the media - it's a giant graveyard of all the rockets they've splooshed into the ocean) The whole "We need to go horizontal to get to 17,000 MPH and get into orbit" is completely ridiculous and a perfect example of how they lie to your face, but millions still believe it because they've been implanted with this story that NASA are super amazing & trustworthy, and doing all of these incredible things. Just WATCH THE VIDEO. That rocket is going nowhere near 17,000 MPH, and it's not speeding up. It's going off into the distance where nobody can see it anymore, then they switch to cartoon mode where they show everyone computer animations with a little HUD at the bottom of the screen like a video game, and post pre-recorded videos for the next several days pretending they are in space. It's a phony fake show. If you are an adult, you need to stop believing these fantastical stories your government is feeding you as the reason why they need to tax you to death from every direction, and start thinking for yourself. We live in a world of deception, and it isn't going to get any easier to spot these scams when you see them. It's time to wake up, and learn to trust your own eyes and senses again. Detaching you from your intuition is one of the primary purposes of deception agencies like NASA.

@ArtsyMeta Never a truer statement... 😅

@IdleSloth84_ I don't see any satellites... Even though they would be too tiny to even see in these images, the statement remains.

This is my favourite photo taken by Artemis II so far.

@Zealbori The zeal is real...

Flat Earthers right now "This can't be Real"

@Camosnake_1 @FaceLikeTheSun I always enjoyed Eggo waffles... But I never buy them anymore because pancake mix is cheaper.

@FaceLikeTheSun I could use a Waffle House teleporter right now!

Let me explain why this FEMA official is doubling down and using the Bible as his defense for allegedly teleporting to a waffle house In Acts 8.39-40, Philip is suddenly taken away to a very far location after getting baptized at an Ethiopian church The prophet Ezekiel is repeatedly carried by the Spirit from one place to another in visions, and possibly in bodily transport Obadiah says he fears the Spirit may carry Elijah somewhere unexpectedly. And in 1 Kings 18.12 it says, “the Spirit of the Lord will carry you to a place I do not know.” He was eventually taken up by a whirlwind, but that sounds more like a portal to heaven than teleportation to another location on earth Paul speaks of being “caught up” to the third heaven in 3 Corinthians 12:2 through 4. This is more an ascent or visionary transport than earthly teleportation since he’s not sure if it sin his body or not. Finally, after the resurrection, Jesus appears suddenly among the disciples in a locked room. Luke 24:31 and John 20:19 refer to the moment. This is a unique case of Jesus defying all laws of physics after He rose from the dead This doesn’t prove the FEMA guy teleported, but it is weird to bring such awareness to this guy who refers to the Bible to justify his teleportation We live in some very interesting times Stay watchful ✝️

@Nobbie_OCs @JaroldSng Siiiiiiiiiick!

NASA Tactical Astronaut By @JaroldSng

@FaceLikeTheSun "Everybody loves waffles" It all comes full circle... 🤯

@barkmeta @ArtsyMeta Pretty sure I'm a perfect one-of-a-kind unicorn...

Working on yourself never ends. Every time you think you’ve figured it out a new layer reveals itself. The levels never stop. They just change. Few understand this.

@washghost1 Why would it ruin the mission... They just use diapers, brah.

For 23 million dollars it shouldn’t have any issues at all. Imagine if this ruins the mission

@RjNol You sped it up and then slowed it down... You're welcome for the engagement.

The video begins with a perfect docking despite the Earth's accelerated rotation, and in the next part of the video, the Earth is barely moving? Can someone explain this to me?

@GodsBurnt @anthemhayek Ouch...

Flat Earthers realizing they’re the lowest IQ group of conspiracy theorists.

@FaceLikeTheSun I don't think Art Bell talked about toilets even once... 🤓

If your favorite podcast doesn’t have a jingle for SEWER SURVEILLANCE and hasn’t been tracking the occult and esoteric significance of toilets for years Don’t @ this account

@SpaceTeapot18 @McOfficialPlays @ArtisaneSC2 @chuchu_hedera @ManaByte Has zero to do with sleeping...

@PandaUpgrade @McOfficialPlays @ArtisaneSC2 @chuchu_hedera @ManaByte Do you believe astronauts just don’t sleep? youtube.com/live/6RwfNBtep…

“Why isn’t NASA live streaming from inside the capsule? Huh? Huh?” Idiots refuse to take even a second to confirm how stupid they are.

@DavidM359527435 @FaceLikeTheSun Did I literally not just do that...

@PandaUpgrade @FaceLikeTheSun Just Google it

I asked 4 different AI’s to analyze the image Here is what we got: Grok: Yes it’s authentic ChatGPT: Not authentic Claude: Not authentic Gemini: Maybe We are experiencing an epistemological and authoritative crisis Do we trust orgs like NASA? Do we trust images they share that no one else can independently verify? Do we trust the analyzers that give us different answers? What do you think?

@McOfficialPlays @ArtisaneSC2 @chuchu_hedera @ManaByte

@PandaUpgrade @ArtisaneSC2 @chuchu_hedera @ManaByte There is a whole lot of nothing going on rn lol they sleeping

@DavidM359527435 @FaceLikeTheSun Literally a jpg uploaded to wordpress brah... nasa.gov/wp-content/upl…

@PandaUpgrade @FaceLikeTheSun You can get raw versions of photos

@DavidM359527435 @FaceLikeTheSun Where...

@FatTiredDad @ProjectChaney Slow shutter speed...

@ProjectChaney Moonlight, very slow shutter speed, high iso, and wide open aperture. Amazing photo.

So no darkness ever falls on earth? WTAF 😹