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Wisdom teeth are quite useless 😒 I had extract the impacted 4. When the pain meds wear off…? Unaliving seems like an easy way out

In relationships, women are reciprocators not initiators. You lead, she follows. You put in effort, she returns it. You make her feel good, she mirrors it. That’s the only way it works.

@peegzy1 THINKS

No one has a victim complex like a man who thinks he’s a good person.

@faesuwa I’m on this table

So after calling everyone "my love", what will you call your actual love??

10 years…💐

@ajanwachuku @__Olubukola_ Pls🤣

@__Olubukola_ no; they use it to cryogenically preserve themselves possibly for science.

sharing a room with someone who views air conditioning as an opportunity for self-refrigeration is top 3 mistakes you can make in your life.

@arinzecajet001 @Armylucifer001 Yes. Really

@Peridotee_ @Armylucifer001 Seriously?

A man who stole a motorcycle ended up returning it after being attacked by bees 🐝 😤 🤧 It seems the people of Mbale have found a unique solution to crime! 🐝🤣 Maybe we should send those bees to Borno state 😂😂

@_1jiis So this isn’t a gigantic tiramisu

سؤال جغرافي : أين تقع هذه الهضاب ؟

@UiSavior @Jims_SG Ouch ouch ouch

Lol 😂😂

@independntfella @Nimisioluwa Mu square

@Nimisioluwa When m not an European, how on earth will my wife born an European breed for me ??? Lion no dey born goat na 😀

This is one of the cutest photoshoot ever❤️❤️❤️ God is great

@Toriaa_B Nice smile

365days but this one is mine. Thanking God for how far I have come and I know he will continue to show his goodness in Jesus name. Happy birthday to me.

@Cyberberri @lilyally98 So sickening

"don't abort. What if i wanna jerk off to your daughter one day"

@Aliathewhite Make it make sense

If you are considering abortion because your child has down syndrome, please look at this first.

@SirLeoBDasilva @thedaredean A major deal breaker

Many of you want great relationships but all you want to do is take. There’s nothing great that comes out of always taking. Even friendships but you want life long partners while being a leach. If you like stay online and let people deceive you that you are some sort of prize that no one can get tired of.

@JezziiB @lilyally98 Quite satisfying to watch

I often think about the episode of the Blacklist where a woman doctor kidnapped anti-abortion male politicians and implanted a fetus into them. They either had to have the child or get an abortion, and it was one of the most fascinating and vindicating stories to watch.

@NigeriaStories 416 people

BREAKING NEWS: Boko Haram t€rrorists have freed the 416 captives abducted from Ngoshe, a community in Gwoza Local Government Area of Borno State.

@Nig_Farmer The abroad beef I had is way better than Nigerian oo. Nigerian beef is almost tasteless. Mutton and chevon has some character though. Pork can get tiring… I bought ‘imported’ beef one time…expensive mistake

Is it true that Nigerian Beef is sweeter than Abroad Beef? Well to me it's relative but due to taste preference yeah we can say Naija beef tastes better. I prefer Oyinbo beef succulent & easy to chew But does taste equal quality? No, taste doesn't mean quality. Naija beef has lower PH which is as a result of stressed animals. Our cows are stressed during their lifetime walking about like Israelites and then before slæughtering, jam packed in trailers and they even see their friends & mates being keed. They d!êd with trauma Couple this with our Abattoirs condition - you'll understand we are not eating quality meat. We are only compensating low quality meat with the taste which we are used to already. Pix A & B - Naija beef Pix C & D - Oyinbo beef. See the difference 😊

@GuGi263 She had to ruin his stealth

His instincts to enter the water silently with no splashes are amazing, that is fundamental for Jaguars in the wild since they do a large part of their hunting in the water.

@lilyally98 It’s a lot of emotions

Males are so emotional it’s hilarious, all this ranting for me? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂