Serenity Now

@jimmypop @grok Nah. Air flow

@grok When people get constipated do their turds get moldy inside of them?

@Basileus_X @jonstewart Kamala? I'm not in a cult and don't believe in "leaders." I will keep doing what I'm doing, which is taking care of people and trying to navigate the best life I can as billionaires pit folks agnst one another for their own gain. Cheers to you for being a follower, not a leader.

@Perplexity311 @jonstewart Keep doing what you’re doing. Don’t worry. It’ll work this time! Just keep up with the same old criticisms- eventually, Kamala will be president! 😂

Come on the show!! We’ll talk about how self deprecating we both are!!

@josh119872 @Basileus_X @jonstewart Exactly. Musk simps are hilarious.

@Basileus_X @Perplexity311 @jonstewart Is Elon not capable of handling himself? Why wouldn't he want to show how dumb jon is. I thought Elon was a genius. How can a TV GUY Make him look dumb

@CollegeFBPortal @ParkerThune Who?

NEW: Oklahoma RB Jaydn Ott says he’ll shoutout Cal when announcing his college on Sunday Night Football 😳

@Basileus_X @jonstewart lol. Simping for a trillionaire. Wake up.

Why would he go on your show? To be attacked and ridiculed? Seriously what possible value could your show add to his life in any way? You need him more than he needs you. The vitriol and dishonesty of the left has made you guys unwatchable. I'm saying this as someone that used to highly respect your show. I suspect you're under some delusion that if you just keep turning the temperature up to 11 you'll eventually bully your way to controlling the narratives. It's not going to work anymore. You are no longer respected as you once were. Just like Colbert, for all the late night hosts, and actors like Ruffalo. Will you criticize Mamdani? No. How about Walz? No. Gavin? Palisades fraud? Also no. We see your bias. If you actually cared at all about the things you pretend to care about, you'd cover Somali fraud, or USAID fraud. The list goes on. You'd cover so many subjects that everyone is talking about except YOU and your pals. Your credibility is bust. And you do nothing to resolve your blindness to the issues Americans care deeply about. Do me a favor. Publicly offer your heartfelt support for Charlie Kirk and offer your deep introspections on the violence of the far-left against those who practice free speech in America. Cover antifa. Cover trans violence. I dare you. Maybe then I'd respect you again. But you won't. No balls.

@elonmusk @weeklyshowpod @CaseyNewton @noUpside Neat. Didn't you scam the government under the guise of DOGE and cost people their jobs while not contributing to any sort of financial solvency for said government? Have you seen these depositions from the kids you hired? YIKES.

@weeklyshowpod @CaseyNewton @noUpside Jon Stewart is an extremely skilled propagandist disguised as a truth-teller

How has Elon Musk’s X (formerly Twitter) influenced our democracy? On a new pod, we’re unpacking Big Tech’s election disruption with Casey Newton, editor of Platformer, and Renée DiResta, research professor at Georgetown University. New episode out now! @CaseyNewton @noUpside #theweeklyshow #jonstewart #politics

@sciencegirl I need to pet this.

South Korea's giant dachshund sculpture, nicknamed Sunshine, is a hyperrealistic, ‘breathing’ art installation

@Geraldini93 Tong Po was the scariest MFer when I was a kid, lol.

I was today years old when I found out he actually was a kick boxer. And elite at that. Man dude acting wasn’t even bad. This is pretty dope

@Soonernator Maybe vs the Spurs in the playoffs 🫣

OKC luck gonna run out sometime

@WhiteHouse If you haven't seen this documentary yet, check it out.

@dereklevibrown Should provide a little comedy 🤷‍♂️. I'm sure his hearings and conferences will be unbelievably moronic and produce a lot of clip-worthy moments.

There’s not enough Xanax in the world to prepare me for Markwayne Mullin as Secretary of Homeland Security. The man can barely speak! Lord, why have you forsaken me?

@SenFettermanPA You haven't been a Democrat in quite some time

Committed Democrat here. I’m a hard no. My vote is Operation Epic Fury. 🇺🇸

@marklevinshow Thank you for your service, Mark. Oh wait...

God bless our President and armed forces. And he will.

@RepThomasMassie Do something, then!! Your words are just that. Why is Congress not holding him accountable?!?!

Acts of war unauthorized by Congress. The U.S. is attacking Iran according to AP. apnews.com/article/iran-u…

@Blxrc1 @FearedBuck It's for their fans... you miss that part?

@FearedBuck Making the rich richer, this would have been a big help to the upcoming streamers who undoubtedly have more zeal than all those listen on here

IShowSpeed and MrBeast are putting 50 of the biggest streamers in a cube and the last to leave wins $1,000,000. Streamers participating: - Ibai - xQc - Pokimane - Payal Gaming - Tfue - FlightReacts - Jynxzi - Neon - Cinna - Nick Eh 30 - Nadeshot - Ironmouse - Agent00 - YourRage - PlaqueBoyMax - Emiru - StableRonaldo - QTCinderella - Adapt - Quackity - Maya - ExtraEmily - Sketch - Rakai - Lacy - TheBurntPeanut - Ludwig - Wendy Ortiz - Marlon - Yonna + more

@FearedBuck Where's peanut?!

@DailyLoud Bro takes "lighting up" way too literally.

T.I. son King drops a new diss track to 50 Cent after he made fun of his mother 👀

@mattrife I think it's lit, dude. The joint, that is.

I’d iron my shirt before dropping a diss track video

@iliSonixili @allenanalysis EXACTLY

@allenanalysis I thought it was supposed to be an open hearing, isn't that what the Clinton's called for at the beginning of this?

Hillary Clinton: “We agreed to a closed hearing at their demand — and one member violated that rule.” Translation: They insisted on secrecy, then broke their own terms. She says the deposition was paused until assurances were made, then resumed — where she repeatedly stated: “I did not know Jeffrey Epstein. I never went to his island, his homes, or his offices.” If you demand a closed-door process, then leak from inside it, you’re not conducting oversight. You’re staging content. PATHETIC.

@allenanalysis She asked for a public hearing and was denied by Comer, but okay.