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@iLnico4real @dekim_Kalvino Rocker Arms

Guess what I'm holding. Wrong answers only

@Kvnqsam @StreamviDL

Imagine waking up to this view>>>

@CharlesMun25147 @xdownloaderbot download this

Apologies Rwanda 🇷🇼, I wasn’t familiar with your game… just wait for it🔥

@RoyIsThaTruth @xdownloaderbot download

Dating in 2026 Be Like

@vibewitmih @TweetHunterIO

Ushago ukishaskia sound ya power saw, you already know the day is going to be boring 😂🤦

@Griz_zly8 @TweetHunterIO

nikipata doo nataka nianze adventure,kila Saturday, kuamka,ku prepare myself kung'ara nini nini then travel to a new place that i have never been to,take pictures,familiarize with the place,interact with 2 or 3 people from the area,nadishi food ya uko then jioni narudi kwangu

@amerix @pikaso_me

1 in every 10 men in Nairobi aged 18 - 35 have an erectile disorder, • They can't erect • Erection collapses during penetration • They can't sustain an erection • They ejaculate when not desired Fix your health. Pills, concoctions and prayers won't. #BetterTogether

@Cock_black7 @grok Who is the woman

Wataa,,, 🍑

@SeduceCleopatra @pikaso_me

A 20-year-old woman is like a rugby ball: 30 men chase after her. A 25-year-old woman is like a soccer ball: 22 men chase after her. A 30-year-old woman is like a basketball: 10 men chase after her. A 40-year-old woman is like a baseball: 1 man chases after her. A 50-year-old woman is like a tennis ball: Every man hits her back and forth. A 60-year-old woman is like a golf ball: Men try to hit her as far as possible. The truth hurts.

@polo_kimanii @pikaso_me

You didn’t tell me that when you get a nduthi you also need weight. Nimekanyanga 80km/h namna hii,nikaskia nikama upepo inanibeba buana. Kidogo niwachilie nduthi nigeuke parachute. I am looking for a woman with a big saidong’i who will be holding me,in physics we call it earthing

@Kieni_vic @pikaso_me

Class ya 7 hujawai attend juu unaishi mbali na shule lakini exam ya 8 unafika venue 6.30

@LeeRussian @pikaso

Went in chaina skweya and came out with a 3 metre C to C USB cable and I'm having the time of my life...cable inacross nyumba yote🤣

@Righthandmn @s

Nataka courage ya awa watu wananunuaga vitu kwa duka na wanabeba bila Carrie bag

@stats_feed @screenshoter

The average volume of blood in an erection is close to equal or more than the volume of blood in the brain.

@Hoodville_ @screenshoter

“She was never yours, it was just your turn”

@254_icon @HudumaKenya @screenshoter

Hello @HudumaKenya nimelipia 10k for my passport application na napitia hapa huduma centre ya Thika sioni police kwa gate. What's happening, is my money safe?

@iLnico4real @screenshoter

Tangu niende Berlin niliomoka sikuizi mfuko imeGermany

@Weeleey6 @screenshoter

Nimemwuliza Bishop leo “mbona huwa hatoi sadaka Kasisi?”

@dgt10011 @screenshoter

The median age of a new hire in the U.S. is 42 years old. The median age of U.S. homebuyers is 59 years old. The median retirement age is 62 years old. The median age of the U.S. Senate is 65 years old. We are living in the greatest gerontocracy in human history.

@polo_kimanii @screenshoter

Mimi naye hiyo upuzi ya earliest bird catches biggest worm usiniletee. That doesn’t work for me. And its a scum promoted by Gen Xers. Sisi genZ siku yetu huanza saa sita. Lazima tupatie mwili time. And this is not being lazy. Thats just how our bodies are,wacha nijiwekelee tena