𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲

Erika Kirk be like "My husband got addicted to neck exploding pills as an experimental treatment for being gay"

@yakubbsmonster Goonbert Coomus be like

@Piss_Addict_69 Sisyphean task of edging

One must imagine Sisyphus hard and horny as shit

the Biggest Tits in the tri-county area

HR be like- Could you leave those colossal, floppy calcium cannons at home? This is a professional environment.

I can personally confirm Epstein is alive, as his Wordle invites are neverending He is reportedly unsatisfied with the vowel density of his daily challenge

Losing control of the muscles on one side of my face, as a prank

I fear the aurochs has escaped containment and killed my neighbours

Wingle is:

Yelling "go go gadget domestic terrorism" before lunging for the officer's service weapon

My wife has fallen on a pair of hands and strangled herself to death

Is David Attenborough ever going to die or am I going to have to see to this personally

I've had my penis mapped to a higher order quantum integer, granting it an additional dimension in its vector representation Can I come over

Women be massaging the olive to books now? I wish the world had ended in 2012

"Operation Mockingbird" would be a beautiful name for a baby girl, I think

Hey Mom, can I go sailing around the Gulf of Aden with some Somali friends? I promise not to abduct any tourists for gold

@tattedjugs @schizohustler #JusticeForFent #SendRenéToAThaiPrison

@schizohustler “creative” director

i have an asian work ethic when it comes to gambling and doing drugs

What the fuck do you mean I can't take my crayons to the office dinner party

@xoghostpilled You get honorary nightmare rights on account of your real-one status, Xog

@Piss_Addict_69 and me (not a man, sry)

Being asked if you'd like to hold a baby is one of the top three nightmare scenarios for men

@thegoosethatkil Sir, a second Meditations has hit the Goose

Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one