fent pimp

@schizohustler “creative” director

i have an asian work ethic when it comes to gambling and doing drugs

eating that shit that kills you (American groceries)

you’re on the computer again aren’t you

@severalbird they put me in a middle seat. this society hates dreamers

@tattedjugs this changes everything

im about to take a pic out an airplane window that’s gonna make u rethink it all

my back is so fucked up send in the Navy

when i was.. a young boy.. my father.. took me into the city. to see a farting man

my temper is short but my Covid long as hell

@s4m31p4n @thelifeoftoad test your fucking coke 💔

@thelifeoftoad vaxxed 🥀

BREAKING: Journal Factory Explosion

@texmeplease my stona 🤝

@tattedjugs good one

please don’t say stoner with a hard R unless you smoke

it’s my brunch and I’ll flatline if i want to

wearing a nametag that says Butt and laughing until my lungs explode

Obama the musical

@Piss_Addict_69 glad to have you back private citizen Wingle

@tattedjugs Do NOT try to seduce me, Fent It's VERY unprofessional

how to earn $30 million honorably

@Piss_Addict_69 how malleable are your bones sir

@tattedjugs How malleable is the concept of "honour" in this equation

please don’t be mad but .. I left the lighter at the Strait of Hormuz ..

when’s it gonna be my turn to sell out