Mr Qake
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Please support my small business so I can have money for weed
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Weed. But the trick is to DJ after you get high.
I promise you will be knocked out.
منحة@m1nhaxo
what substance do i have to abuse to get 8-9 hours of uninterrupted sleep
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@akech_andrew Such projects are suitable for the biggest economy in Africa, which is South Africa. Does Nigeria have enough electricity to power that Machine?
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Nigeria starts the construction of a 4000 km high speed railway that will connect 36 states and will reduce travel time between Abuja-Lagos from over 12 hours to 3 hours.
The high speed electric bullet train project will cost $60 billion with completion of some sections in 2027.
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85% of yoruba corpers that served in SE regretted it. Those people are nowhere close to being liberal. And friendly? NO
That's why development and growth is far from that region.
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@Kc_Alex1 @0ga_Tail0r @NkosiDavid6 A different matter inside one particular matter, my friend try to be logical with your thinking next time,… she used her quests and used her hands so in a ramifications she’s in the wrong
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Omo, Port Harcourt street premium tears this morning. 😩 I entered a Keke heading to Young Junction, Elelenwo, sitting comfortably in the front. We stopped to pick up a lady at the back. My elbow was resting on the Keke frame, which apparently blocked her path a bit.
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@funksbabyy @Dear_Aishat If man no do am for them, they cannot enter uber ever 😂😂 where’s the money? 😂😂
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Some of you are so weird. Commuting daily you’re taking buses and keke but as soon that man reaches out to you to come over you remember uber and bolts exist.🤦🏽♀️
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@Andirex1 @funksbabyy Comparing the dynamics of platonic relationship to that of a romantic one isn't wise no?
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@gbengadewoyin Your tribes man is president, focus on his performance and forget about igbos, I don’t see you calling out the president for the poor leadership you’re experiencing
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The Igbo society is very strange to me. Being one of the few groups with huge potential of Nigeria’s union while largely being one of its biggest losers, the political approach and docility is shocking to me. I have spoken to people in my circle with means to organize ethnic summits but they seem content being isolated - is it because of some sense of righteousness and feeling of being this perfect victim of the civil war? They have tried political influence in Rivers, it failed, Ned Nwoko failed in Delta and numerous Igbo people are waxing lyrical about Lagos, are they expecting that Yoruba people will capitulate and allow for another ethnic influence in their politics, agree to be led by someone of another ethnic group because they feel their own people are incompetent or what?. Down to SE, I do not see the evidence of strategy. For real,I thought they’d be at the forefront of real Nigeria’s identity but Sam Amadi chose grandstanding instead, I am really shocked by the complacency while making enemies everywhere by being confrontational with no leadership to set things right among their people.
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@otegaogra @ruffydfire If you write finish, you’ll go and draft plan to pay off your nelfund loan
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Dear 1.5 million+ NELFUND beneficiaries across 288 institutions across Nigeria,
Here is a man who says he wants to be President, casually implying in an interview with @ruffydfire that the student loans paying your school fees, easing the burden on your parents, and keeping many of you in school do not matter.
And then, with the usual empty drama, he says, “everything will change.”
Let us help Mr. Gregory Obi @PeterObi understand something basic. NELFUND is not a favour. It is not a handout. It is not propaganda. It is a product of law, created by an Act of the National Assembly, and implemented by the administration of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu to expand access to education for young Nigerians.
For many families, this is not an ‘audio programme’. It is school fees paid. It is one less burden on parents. It is a child staying in school. It is a future protected.
For Mr Peter Gregory Obi to dismiss that so casually is not politics. It is recklessness and wickedness.
Nigerian students have a right to education, and President Tinubu will continue to use the powers of his office to ensure that young Nigerians can access quality education without being crushed by the fear of where the next school fees will come from.
Whether through NELFUND for universities, polytechnics, colleges of education and other higher institutions, or through free vocational and technical training programmes, this administration is building pathways for young Nigerians to learn, work, earn, and rise.
Students, beware of those who speak carelessly about what is already helping your families.
This is the same man who, when challenged on his record in Anambra, explained away the fact that he did not build critical school infrastructure needed by saying he focused on developing ordered behaviour as legacy (whatever that means). Today, the same pattern is clear in all his utterances… talk down what others are actually building, then promise that “everything will change.” Is that what the PORK ticket promises? If I may I ask Mr Obi:
1. What exactly will change?
2. Will the student loan law be reversed?
3. Will the fees already being paid for students be stopped?
4. Will the families who have found relief be thrown back into uncertainty?
President Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT is committed to building systems, not slogans.
NELFUND is one of them.
~ Otega ‘The Tiger’ Ogra writes as a product of the educational investments of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu as Governor of Lagos State, and today as a Senior Aide to the President, whose administration is ensuring that millions of young Nigerians can access education without fear, exclusion, or financial despair.
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@IamMrGodsent @Equityoyo Show us when igboho called for the k!llings of policeman and military, where he ordered his followers to burned down any state. Until then peter obi and KANU will not d!!e well.
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This young Man was extremely angry & disgusted with Peter Obi’s recents public identification with IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu
No sane person should defend Peter Obi right now. He’s more devilish than satan himself.
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@Kelz_Realist @dmightyangel So your solution is someone who’s been biting hard on your pocket? You lowlife
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@dmightyangel It's your prerogative not to like Tinubu and some of his policies which has bite hard into the pocket of ordinary Nigerians plus the high insecurity we are currently facing. But if you think the solution to the problems we have now is this guy, I swear, you're mentally deranged!
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"I cannot know the problems of Nigeria until I become the President"...Peter Obi🤣🤣🤣
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@Big_marvis Expand tax bracket, remove subsidy, so as to have roomnto borrow loans to loot and build only Lagos...
What about electricity???
High Inflation?
Low purchasing power?
Insecurity?
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@Temi_labii You wey be loved cow, how many tickets have they bought for you to fly with 😂😂
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@achilles_patro @OchiJnr @delefresh2 lol.. open mind over stories of China and Bangladesh. No sensible person can make sense of any Obi’s interview.
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As a Nigerian, I find it absurd that since 2022, Peter Obi has been the only major front-runner relentlessly grilled, constantly interviewed, and forced to engage the public at every turn. Meanwhile, Atiku and Tinubu seem to glide by without facing anything close to the same scrutiny. What exactly is going on here? Do they believe they are too important to be questioned, or are their supporters simply more comfortable shielding them from accountability and public scrutiny?
Nobody hears from the president, who sits on high Mount Olympus and only graces Nigerians with carefully scripted appearances and distant press statements from Bayo Onanuga, as though leadership is a privilege to be admired from afar rather than a responsibility to be constantly examined. Atiku is no different, equally distant, equally insulated, and just as unwilling to submit himself to the kind of sustained, unscripted engagement that true leadership demands.
My Prime Minister, Carney, faces the press almost daily and endures relentless grilling from the opposition in Parliament on virtually every issue. That is what accountability looks like in a functioning democracy.
Tinubu, on the other hand, answers to no one.
#NigeriaWillBeOK
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE
Rufai Oseni: “Arabambi said you took a lot of money from Labour Party donations during the last election, and he claims to have evidence.” Mr Peter Obi: “If the so-called Arabambi can provide evidence from any account showing that even 1 percent of what he alleged is missing, I will stop campaigning for the 2027 election. In fact, I may add him to the lawsuit so he can come to court and provide the evidence, just that he don't have address.”
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@josh_olonade @bizzleosikoya Talking shit like a kid who needs to learn a lot, amongst all the presidential candidates in 2023 tinubu was the worst candidate to ever campaign… zero debate skills .. always hammering on how corn was to help Nigerians,.. always deflected critical questions
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Nigeria has a severe deficit of sound leaders. To think this is what many consider the people's best "hope" for a leader is sad. A hopeful people, desperately in search for a “messiah” have confused “innocence” for capacity.
I said it before, I’d say it again.
1. People who supported Tinubu in 2023 did so out of sycophancy.
2. Tinubu has been a failure as President.
3. Peter Obi would be a greater failure than Tinubu is.
And before y’all come with the typical "Ehn go and support Tinubu"/corn-in-your-pocket lines, remember you all loudly argued that Atiku would be a worse President than Tinubu. You weren’t Tinubu supporters then for stating that obvious fact, so don’t start moving mad now that the exact same objective truth applies to your own guy.
Instablog9ja@instablog9ja
I will not tell Nigerians how I will generate 10,000MW of electricity. It’s not for them to know. They just have to believe me and vote for me — Peter Obi The Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC) presidential candidate, Peter Obi, has insisted that Nigerians do not need to know how he plans to deliver 10,000 megawatts of electricity if elected president, saying they only need to trust him based on his track record. Speaking during an interview with media personality Rufai Oseni, Obi was pressed to explain his promise to increase Nigeria’s power generation capacity to at least 10,000MW within four years. When asked to provide a detailed roadmap, Obi declined, arguing that political leaders are often judged by their credibility rather than by publicly disclosing every aspect of their plans. “No, no, no, I’m not going to tell you how. It is not for you to know how. It is for you to look at the man who is saying this,” Obi said. The former Anambra governor maintained that he had a history of fulfilling promises while in office and reiterated his commitment to improving Nigeria’s electricity supply. “I have said, and I repeat, that in four years we will generate, transmit, and distribute at least 10,000 megawatts of electricity,” he stated. As Rufai Oseni, the host, continued to demand specifics, Obi stood his ground, insisting that voters should focus on whether they trust him to deliver. “They don’t need to know. They need to believe in me,” he said. Obi also criticized successive governments over Nigeria’s power sector, claiming that no new government-owned power plant had been commissioned since 2015. He contrasted Nigeria’s performance with countries such as Indonesia, India and Egypt, which he said significantly expanded their electricity generation capacity over the same period. According to Obi, achieving higher power output is “not rocket science,” adding that he has studied successful models in other countries and understands what is required to replicate such progress in Nigeria. “My commitment is that I will deliver it. I have my name on it,” he said.
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This should be clear as day.
All these “host nonsense”
In big 26….
Is everybody okay???
Vivian Ifeoma@VivianIfeomaOj
As an Igbo girl, if I live in Lagos, you are not my host, you are my countryman. Lagos is Nigeria. I cannot be a guest in my own country.
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@mc_lively_ Bro. This thing is everywhere. I lived in Akwa ibom for a while and wen I get involved with some locals on some issues I always got reminded that I'm not from there. They'll tell me you don't understand our culture so don't put mouth. So It's everywhere even among the Igbos.
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