Ryan Stainwright

@Mohqoshin Call yourself a United fan you little weasel @markgoldbridge

@SkySportsNews United again you plebs 😂😂

🗣️ "If I was a Manchester United fan I'd be kicking myself" Has missing out on Cody Gakpo come back to haunt Manchester United, with the attacker now a Premier League winner at Liverpool? 🔴

@henrywinter Weirdo

Bruno Fernandes is very good, a beacon of hope in dark times, but he's not a Manchester United great. He'd make the bench of Sir Alex Ferguson's great sides. #MUFC #UEL #TOTMUN open.substack.com/pub/henrywinte…

@WeAreWST @midnite Go on fella !!

Imagine winning £25k on your first trip to the Crucible! 😲 Courtesy of @midnite, that's what happened to Brian Nicholls... on his 75th birthday 🎈 #HaloWorldChampionship

@mufcMPB @FabrizioRomano No shit

🚨 Paul Pogba is not returning to Manchester United now. #MUFC [@FabrizioRomano]

@smithy24700 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We've got Godwill and Heaven in the same squad. We've tried everything the last 10 years. This appears the last roll of the dice.

@ronaldobrown_98 I get so pissed off with him with injuries then I watch him play so effortlessly and love him again.

Whenever I watch Luke Shaw play it just looks like footballs easy for him, the guy is SO naturally gifted. Which makes his durability and injury issues over his career so frustrating. Luke Shaw had the ability to be a genuine all-timer & no one can tell me any different.

@AmorimEra_ That should sort our problems out, only the other week he was out with a chipped fingernail. Mounts another example of poor recruitment what’s got us in this mess.

Focus on Mount and then on Amorim, this guy KNOWS the system. x.com/TenHagEra___/s…

@MailSport Cunts

Marcus Rashford dons glitzy grillz as Man United star makes the most of his England exile by sitting courtside in New York... and he is joined by former team-mate who he visited before his 12-hour Belfast tequila bender trib.al/pklTAgZ

@StretfordPaddck Might knock some sense into him the little fanny

🚨📸 Mason Mount via Instagram: “I’m all good, just a scratch “Thanks for all the messages”. ❤️‍🩹

@R_o_M Braindead shithouses the lot of em. How many times ffs !!!

There are no words for how thick these players and manager are. Unbearable. It’s genuinely painful to watch. United winning in the 97th minute two games in a row, and end up drawing one and losing the other. Absolutely pathetic.

@CantonaManc Not one brain cell amongst them.

3-2 up on 96 minutes and you lose the game? Criminal, fucking criminal.

@StretfordPaddck How this is supposed to be football is beyond me at this point 😂

The VAR audio from McTominay’s disallowed goal vs Fulham just seems to show lots of people getting the offside wrong. Call us ‘subjective’ but Maguire isn’t interfering. twitter.com/utdpathletic/s…

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good with his feet though apparently , fucking dosser

@StretfordPaddck @AndyMitten @TheAthleticFC Shithouses , is anyone surprised with this lot

Solskjaer: “I won’t name names, but I was very disappointed when a couple turned down the chance to be captain. I was also disappointed when others said they wouldn’t play or train because they wanted to force their way out.” Via @AndyMitten @TheAthleticFC

@AlternativeMUFC 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

***ALTERNATIVE MUFC EXCLUSIVE*** Ten Hag speaks out about Sancho bust up. twitter.com/alternativmufc…

@ProBoxingFans @anthonyjoshua @EddieHearn Colin hasn’t got one more month left looking at the horrible cretin

🗣️ "𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗡𝗬 𝗝𝗢𝗦𝗛𝗨𝗔 𝗛𝗔𝗦𝗡'𝗧 𝗚𝗢𝗧 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗟𝗘𝗙𝗧" 🤷 😮 Journalist Colin Hart with a shock warning for @anthonyjoshua & @EddieHearn 😬 #Boxing #AnthonyJoshua

@J7healthJaveno Legend you are mate , massive respect for everything you do .

They never believed in a million years they could go to parklife….,.so..yesterday ..we went to parklife

😭😭😭😭😭😭 didn’t even watch game as well

@finallyaquino Fucking hell mate 😭😭😭😭😭

romelu lukaku vs man city