rob haile

@AdtechGod No one would want that on their coffee table.

Someone needs to create a coffee table book about AdTech. -1,000 companies no longer with us -The year of mobile What else?

@AdtechGod You could buy a 0.45% stake in AppLovin!!

$1.7 billion Powerball but only $770,000,000 cash value.

Should be take this as a compliment or an insult?

@RTHaile Maybe you’re the one with the problem, Rob.

The most morally repulsive angel pitch I’ve ever seen. I think it might be parody?

@BishPlsOk @AdtechGod the API enpoints were still on appnexus domain i beleive

@RTHaile @AdtechGod It's still Appnexus (always will be) It's still Twitter (always will be)

XANDR DSP IS CLOSING digiday.com/media-buying/m…

@aripap Or his truck. $1 if you have cash, $15 for Apple Pay, Venmo or credit card,

Business plan for next year’s Possible: Sell protein bars in the lobby.

@michaelmiraflor A sizable percentage of my dreams are either this or my teeth falling out/crumbling. It’s weird that intense work anxiety situations are fare less common.

I have this exact nightmare a few times a year. It’s usually a Statistics class for me, for whatever reason.

Google should donate Chrome and 10 years of the necessary eng support to the IAB and come off looking like heroes.

@ratko Based

@EricTilbury_RTB What marketer would ever need to reach people on apple devices though?

The real cookie apocalypse already happened with iOS 14 in 2020.

@aripap Do you need a bidder tho?

I’m going to vibe code a new DSP

@aripap @AdtechGod chatgpt.com/journalist

@AdtechGod Who’s your editor?

ATG: maybe I can get Jeff on the pod. The “editor”: look at me Jeff. Look at me.

@Ryanbarwick Well if Cramer is talking shit that means YT is prob going to the moon.

Jim Cramer called YouTube's ad strategy "laughable" this morning, said they need to hire someone from the major networks to fix it. (.....anecdotally.....there are a lot of empty ad slots!)

@AdtechGod cc @adtechyoda

The Full Stack is the Way. A path of balance it is, between data and execution. Without it, chaos reigns. With it, power and precision unite. Trust in the stack, you must.

@michaelmiraflor So sorry buddy. Hope you are able to take proper time to mourn and reflect. Know she was proud of you. 🙏🏼

I lost my mom this morning. She was the most loving, caring, and devoted person I have ever known. I miss her dearly and can’t imagine what life is going to be like without her. She fought so so hard these past couple of years. Logging off for a while, prayers appreciated.

@JohnathanBarnes @aripap I’d think it would be the CFO first asking these types of questions. CFOs and CMOs will continue to get closer, and that’s a good thing as long as the CFO has some understanding of the nuance of media (there’s likely much work to be done there)

At what point does legal ping the CMO and demand a full audit of ever domain their ads have served on in the last 10 years?

@AdtechGod @JeremyBloomHere @AdalyticsHQ (You’re welcome for all that free exposure via hashtags)

@AdtechGod @JeremyBloomHere @AdalyticsHQ #adtech #adtechgod #marketecture #marketectureliveNY #programmatic

Not enough people say this, in digital #advertising and online #media, so I’ll say it for them… @AdalyticsHQ comes across as nothing more than a for-profit company seeking attention, monetization, and industry disruption—not real solutions. When they first came onto the scene, many (myself included) thought their work could make digital advertising better and safer. But here’s the reality: •They create controversy, then scramble. •They stir the pot but refuse to collaborate. •They hide in the shadows and call everyone else’s tech (and the industry as a whole) broken. Yet, behind all this noise is a company of 1-3 people with no real solutions—just a “contact us” button. Their website hasn’t been updated, typos litter their homepage, and their LinkedIn is vague by design. They proudly showcase media features, then turn around and attack those same media outlets (e.g., @Forbes). At some point, you have to ask: Is this really about transparency, or is it just another business model built on outrage? Why do we give these guys so much oxygen uncovering the .0001% of the internet and #adtech pipes that are already broken, slimy, and rusty…?