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Twilly

@RVG_sieve

Just yanking your chain. What do I know im just an idiot on the internet

612 wharf avenue شامل ہوئے Eylül 2015
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stickfigureeight
stickfigureeight@stickfigureate·
i don’t spend all day in my bedroom i spend all day in my *chamber*
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Renzo
Renzo@renzocarbonara·
I'm currently 21. Give me one piece of advice you'd wish you knew at my age. Could be about anything.
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Lit Lanius
Lit Lanius@LitLanius·
@HowlingKanye When the cute cashier at the grocery store smiles at me
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Twilly@RVG_sieve·
@renzocarbonara Workout as much as you can. Even stuff like 50 pushups a day. Youre young, so the sooner you get good muscle memory the better the effects will be. At 21 you dont even havw to try and youll get shredded
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Rаріѕtніtӏеr420
Rаріѕtніtӏеr420@HapistRitler·
Getting head from an indian counts as anal
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Literally Me 🎄
Literally Me 🎄@NordickChad·
“As soon as you enter Paradise, 72 virgins will be waiting for you. When you are done with one virgin, the next ones will be ready for you. The virgins won’t be jealous of each other.”
Dr. Maalouf ‏@realMaalouf

Islamic imam in Germany: “As soon as you enter Paradise, 72 virgins will be waiting for you. When you are done with one virgin, the next ones will be ready for you. The virgins won’t be jealous of each other.” Why is the Islamic heaven all about sex?

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Renzo
Renzo@renzocarbonara·
Artificial Intelligence or the Yellow Pages? You can only keep one, think carefully.
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Jean-François Gariépy 🧬
It is time we admit women were never built by nature to be non-pregnant, and start diagnosing the condition as a medical disorder in need of an immediate fix. Systemic pregnancy could easily replace 80% of current psych meds and would lend much better results.
Jini Jane@jinijane_

Multiple men I know have educated, smart, depressed oldest sisters living with their parents progressively becoming more and more abusive towards their parents and crippled from being at home all the time

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slowform
slowform@slowform333·
@GavMcCracken Actually it’s just proof Elon is the first private citizen to run a scam to the level of fuckery as the US government
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🇨🇦E Berger
🇨🇦E Berger@Berge9531Brian·
Should I get another donair
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Twilly@RVG_sieve·
@Berge9531Brian saw it in a store; maybe another day ill get some; good review
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🇨🇦E Berger
🇨🇦E Berger@Berge9531Brian·
But it's actually pretty tasty
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BEN BALLER™
BEN BALLER™@BENBALLER·
For 48 hours this girl has been getting cooked on here… Like I mean flame broiled. Can anyone explain why?
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🜛∞@DoozerDiffuser·
@RVG_sieve @klara_sjo @MateriaMundi Guy, stay away from Lycanthropy, ok? Look, I know its cool to be a wolf once a month, sure, but consider your eternal soul! God needs 20% of your income, disciple.
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Klara
Klara@klara_sjo·
Adam fucking Smasher
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🜛∞@DoozerDiffuser·
@klara_sjo @MateriaMundi Re-Birthing? What the- you know what? Nevermind. I didnt see that. Thats not real. LALALALALA
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Twilly
Twilly@RVG_sieve·
@Ken67547214 @ChoochSkookum thank you; i am trying to brush up on my JAV knowledge in case I go back to Japan ; so i can make small talk with locals
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chooch skookum
chooch skookum@ChoochSkookum·
What is the best boobie size
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