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@sashedelic Assnal and Spuds fans every season:

Points won since the international break: Chelsea: 0 Arsenal: 0 Tottenham: 1

@xAlexTHFC We could have a random bloke that knows fuck all about football and still beat you spud cunts

Don’t sack him just yet … #RoseniorIn

@BodegaaCat Yeah Iin 2019 it was. Now just full of old bums with high wages

It’s basically a prem team

@luka_thfc We could be a team in the national league and still beat you spuds

We’re unironically playing better football than Chelsea…

@PeakSxnti We don’t scam trophies Assnal cunt we win them. You wouldn’t know cause last major trophy you’ve won is how many years ago now

You know what's crazy, Chelsea could go on to scamthe FA Cup to get into Europa league next season just to scam that as well to get back into Champions league the season after.

@WadexFlash He would’ve been the first one out the door if we drafted Maxey lmao

Tyler Herro wanted us to draft Tyrese Maxey in the 2020 draft. It still hurts😭

@slippygers Lmao so reactionary. There’s 162 games and every bad performance bitches like you moan like Ohtani isn’t the most dominant player in the last decade.

Ohtani took pitcher gimmick too far and forgot how to hit?

@Razzerstrading Ngl I can tolerate bruiser+ more instead of intercept+ and anticipate+ it basically gives them a 3rd leg lmao especially during Nov-Jan I think

POV You Play FC26 💀

@MyNameI92148450 @HeatCulture13 Lmao you’d be surprised with how bad we have been the last couple of years

@HeatCulture13 Absolutely nobody in the fanbase is asking for a Bam Giannis partnership

Zach Lowe thinks Miami is the most fascinating offseason team, summary: • Doesn’t think both Herro and Powell will be on the team. Believes there’s a chance neither are on the team next season • Wonders if this is the year Pat Riley finally just throws everything at a whale (Giannis) because he’s tired of being mediocre • Doesn’t think a Bam/Giannis led team is enough to beat other top teams in the East but will at least make the fanbase happy • Trading everything for Giannis due to his age and injury history could be a dangerous risk • Questions if it’s better for the Heat to hold their assets and make other cheaper moves off teams that might break up (Knicks players, Kevin Durant, Julius Randle, Naz Reid) (Via @ZachLowe_NBA)

@ChefTrillie I say we give Spo a decent team for once and then decide if he’s actually washed

Spo next

@HeatvsHaters Fuck this shit just rebuild bro.

Which one are you picking?

@w_bravel Always the only one. My Captain 💙🦁

He was the only one who was actually trying to do something despite being crystal clear that the system is horrible. Enzo Fernandez deserves better.

@Bxntym He is but he’s also more annoying so that’s gotta count for something in this lists

Neto is actually better than delap and nacho

@HalfSpaceMC He’s played 3 years in the prem now he will never ever grow. Everyone knew he was shite except the chuckle brothers.

You don’t sign a player like Garnacho & bin him the next summer for peanuts. You either do not sign him at all or you sign him & let him grow.

@charliepatrick0 Him and Joao Pedro could’ve worked but this sd cunts had to ruin it with “Delap”

People won’t like it, but with no Champions League it’s a cost free instant upgrade on what we have. We’re not going to have the money to get top players this summer. Going to have to be creative somewhere and this would make sense.

@FutSheriff Way too late it’s almost May lol

🚨🌟 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗦𝗜𝗟𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗡 𝗘𝗩𝗢𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗜𝗡 𝗙𝗖 𝟮𝟲 🏆🔵 𝗘𝗔 𝗜𝗦 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 😍😍😍😍

@Ll3tte Make Chelsea CBs white again* need that Terry/Carvalho, Terry/Cahill dynamic again.

MAKE CHELSEA WHITE AGAIN...

@ElliotGCFC We would’ve done better this season with this lineup imo. Out of and in possession ⬇️

Would you welcome Nico jackson back next season?

@FC26News_ @FutSheriff Deserved. Only midfielders having a better season than him is Bruno and Rice

🚨 Enzo Fernandez 🇦🇷 is in PREM TOTS 🔥 Deserved or not? 💀💀 #fc26

@LDNFootbalI Is that a threat?

Chelsea return tomorrow… ✅