Randy Marsh

@JDevilSports @MLFootball @shawnemerriman @JenniferMills21 @Reekayy @ChargersMemes @jerrythornton @TitleTalkTCL @packers_access @OGpackersFan @BruceIronsNFL @BillHuberNFL Lol you are a moron

@MLFootball @shawnemerriman @JenniferMills21 @Reekayy @ChargersMemes @jerrythornton @TitleTalkTCL @packers_access @OGpackersFan @BruceIronsNFL @BillHuberNFL Between Pats and Pack. Brady > Rodgers. Favre > Bledsoe. Maye > Love is the tiebreak for me.

WHICH #NFL FRANCHISE HAS THE GREATEST LINEAGE OF QUARTERBACKS IN LEAGUE HISTORY…? 🧐🧐🧐

@GovTimWalz Lol ok Tampon Timmy

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

@viewsceo Why is he acting like he’s black now

FULL: Bob Menery got PRESSED in person by a fan he allegedly scammed for World Series tickets 😳

Late night finds: Ben Zobrist gets hosed on possibly the worst strike 3 call to end an MLB game

Today, I joined some friends at a nice restaurant in Colorado for lunch. There was a table of 8-9 Muslim women in traditional burkas at an adjacent table. When desert was brought out, they all did the zaghrouta in Arabic. (You know, the loud lalalalalala). And it got me thinking, how did they get here? Why are they here? What do they do here? What do their husbands do here? Why not immigrate and leave those cultural norms behind? Sing “happy birthday” like the rest of us. Take the towels off your head. You come to a country with freedom and continue to live the same way? And then I thought…this isn’t normal. I don’t want to see more of this. I don’t want to share tables with people who want me dead for being a Christian. I don’t want them in my country, state or city. I don’t want to be “tolerant.” I want simply, NOT to have them here at all. This isn’t about bigotry, it’s about preserving one’s own comfort, culture and way of life. And I know I’m not alone.

@BBGreatMoments Beckett

Who’s the first player you think of when you see this Marlins logo?

If you play your cards right, you could intercept 75-100 tornadoes by Tuesday morning as a pro storm chaser

@BarbaraOneillAU So how does one fix this?

If your stomach is lower in the morning but swollen by the end of the day, that is a red flag.... Show more:

@TiWindisch If the bucks get an elite selection, it’s because they’ve told the NBA they will trade Giannis like they want. If they get a pick 10+ it’s because they are being punished for keeping him

Lottery scenarios for Bucks Best - Pels and Bucks both jump to top 4. Bucks pick 2/3/4 Better - Bucks jump, Pels don't. Bucks pick 8/9/10/11 Bad - Pels jump, Bucks don't, or neither jump. Bucks pick 10/11/12/13/14 (but sub 1.5% chance its lower than 11 in either scenario)

DL Hall once again shows why he is booty

@mistressdivy There is no way she’s that retarded and this is real

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@CyrtHogg Ok so prolly mid June for Yelich

Christian Yelich’s initial timeline to return is mid to late May, according to the Brewers. Jackson Chourio’s estimated return has also been bumped back to early May, per the latest injury report. Quinn Priester is expected to begin a rehab assignment next week.

@ImMeme0 Agh yes, libs. Try that on a man next time.

UPDATE: The University of Wisconsin–Stevens Point has quietly taken sophomore soccer player Paige Ostroushko off its official women’s soccer roster after her arrest for assaulting conservative journalist Savannah Hernandez. It remains unclear whether Ostroushko will be permitted to continue playing for the Pointers. The university has not issued a formal statement as the investigation is still ongoing.

@TheProjectUnity Is this harder than Wukong?

I am getting my taint slapped by the first boss in Crimson Desert. I've explored so many parts of the map before I was supposed to. My gear is basic, i'm spamming meals in this fight, barely even figured out how to fight, the controls are so dumb. Why do I love this game?

@ShamsCharania No one cares. Just like no cares about your lies about the bucks you twat

Four-time WNBA All-Star and two-time champion Kelsey Plum is signing a one-year, $999,999 deal to return to the Los Angeles Sparks, per ESPN sources. Plum was in line for the $1.4 million supermax but opted to sign at discounted rate to give the Sparks financial flexibility to build a title-contending roster.

@Brewers It was those pitiful uniforms

Final: Nationals 8, Brewers 6

@SeeRacists Her white husband? Blacks are the absolute worst

HORRIFIC: 31-year-old viral influencer Ashlee Jenae was found dead in her Tanzania hotel room after her white husband, Jon McCann, allegedly strangled her then hung her lifeless body to stage a suicide. This cold-blooded monster allegedly murdered her right after proposing on her birthday during their luxury vacation. He then kept posting on social media like nothing happened while Ashlee had him plastered all over her Instagram and he never once acknowledged her on his. Her parents only found out through passport emergency contacts. You propose to a woman on her birthday trip, then strangle her and stage her murder as a suicide the same week? Pure evil. Jon McCann has allegedly been arrested pending charges.

@CyrtHogg @BiloxiShuckers It’s great to see him hit the homer

Blake Burke has six homers in six games for the @BiloxiShuckers. It’s happening.

@NVRMOR23 @dissidntdad Sysco produce is absolute dogshit

@dissidntdad You know Sysco delivers fresh foods too right? And a lot of the times its the only option. Dont judge an independant restaurant just because of a Sysco truck.

nothing turns me off from eating at a restaurant than seeing a giant Sysco tractor trailer parked in front of it.

After going undrafted, signing for only $500, and spending years in the minors, in 2018 Nate Orf homered for his first career MLB hit.