Randy Ripper Jones

I smell like shit no matter what deodorant I use

@JTburnerman We noticed.

@crimsonvad3r @BFW

Whose the worst cfb account?

Did not mean for this to reach gay Twitter

Gonna drive around my hometown butt ass naked tonight

@edward1mcdonald Wouldnt be my first time

Anyone wanna go loot a target or Best Buy on Juneteenth?

@DFDvbya @dadondesmond Jeep is just straight up gay

@dadondesmond Two through five Forerunner is fine but Jeep is good

2-5 correct Wranglers are the superior White man’s suv, broncos are the girl version.

@Greg_Fuhhels Oh FUCK

Get the fuck inside me you dirty little bitch

@jerrickblumpkin Tj maxx gift card

Birthday coming up, what do I even ask for?

@RyPassle The huzz

@RandyRipperYN What’s in Charleston

What’s everyone doing this weekend

@JTburnerman Bank account

What do I dox for 1k gotta be something good

@AmarePatterson Lmfao

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Might show up to my drug test today a little drunk

@bigbj153 Yeah we here

Taking roll call. Any fatass redneck niggas on here?

@wachfox Just boys being boys. Love seeing the youth still have some fight in them

A large fight on the Congaree River that injured at least three people is under investigation by the Calhoun County Sheriff's Office. #southcarolina #sc #congaree

@2beers2hungover Lexapro fucked me up dawg

I remember I would take 200mg of SSRIs and i would always regret it because Id have cold sweats and shiver like shit and couldn’t even sleep for the whole night

@glizzy__goblin_ Give yourself a handjob with warm oil

Taking a break from Jorkin’. Please provide hobbies and alternative activities I can take on with the 1-2 extra hours I now have free a day

@edward1mcdonald I like to see how close I can get without hitting them

Cyclist might be the worst humans on earth.

I’m 24 and still haven’t mastered wiping my ass

This post shower jerk cigarette is about to hit like crack