Chip

I'm Chip, I am a certified recovery specialist, an addict clean for 8 years this past jan. My dms are always open for anyone struggling. Our reprieve is but daily, contingent on the maintenance of our spiritual condition.

@hoodii30 Parking in Detroit.

What In The Fuck Would You Need This For?!?

@T00ManyCommies I removed a pint and a half just to be safe.

@T00ManyCommies My doctor actually suggested therapeutic blood draw recently. He said my red blood count was too high. I asked him how much he thought they would remove and he refused to tell me.

First of the Dr. Corvus patches are now available.

@AnotherHomoCon I can have evo?

I just liked this and this instantly happened!!!!

@Java_Nick @FenixAmmunition *Stihl on the other hand.

@Java_Nick @FenixAmmunition Right. That’s convincing, I quit dealing with SVP when they moved Viking to China. Still on the other hand manufactures their consumer grade out of their factory in Quingdao, Germany. So much better.

This is the only dual citizenship we should tolerate in our country.

@T00ManyCommies Are these available for pick-up?

This is my GOLDCORP rifle T shirt. There are many (a few anyway) like it but this one is mine.

@Shr00msy “Stumbled into”. Probably thought it was a Honda Civic type R meet based on the parking lot.

I drank way too much last night and ended up stumbling into a drag bar where I duo sang karaoke with a colleague.

@deltaozzimo I suppose it’s kinda like the Tim McVeigh miscommunications about an accomplice or secondary explosive devices. 👀

According to Grok, “The reports that Cole Thomas (or Tomas) Allen died stem from classic breaking-news chaos and initial misunderstandings right after the incident.” How could they possibly fuck up something like this?

@Tooth_Chipper @jjreeves I dated a girl in high school that had a 96 beretta z26 in teal green with the hot pink heartbeat pinstriped down the side. Straight sex appeal.

@jjreeves Chevy counter-sued because it was a 92.

How Beretta did us all a favor and legally murdered a Chevy out of existence youtu.be/JV-gJIIq6tE

@Tooth_Chipper @HankVenture5 I had the alternator go on my suburban at 236k and 27 years old. It was my fault I let her sit, then put her back in rotation.

@HankVenture5 My Z06: Well its been 50,000 miles. Time to have the radiator, controller, and alternator fail on you. My Toyota: Hahaha that was a fun 120,000! Wanna go again?

People who don't understand the Glock thing probably also don't understand the Toyota thing.

@T00ManyCommies I’ve also been naked every time I’ve been arrested.

The amount of people who don't realize strip search protocol exist is staggering.

@fakeftedd The real “Bay Area”

when i say “bay area” this is what i mean. this is not up for debate.

@wolfetone91201 @PeriklesGREAT Cook bacon with its embers.

@PeriklesGREAT Piss on it before I burn it

A copy of the Koran, like the one below, is delivered to your mailbox! What do you do with it ?

@SkunkApeActual GM homie!

Goob Mornt yall! 06:32 on a Saturday and I can’t help but think of how just 6 years ago I was a heathen atheist. God ain’t just for the clean cut, God is for everyone. He definitely left the 99 for the one. Talk to God, be a hero to your wife and kids, be a good man. ❤️🤙🏽

@dangle888 @BuffaloRon @hoss_actual_ I should have had him ship to the P.O. Box.

@RecoveryPotato @BuffaloRon @hoss_actual_ He’s peeking in your blinds

👀👀

@NoToRiOuSJT_48 @FB_Helmet_Guy You don’t like hand-cut French fries?

@RecoveryPotato @FB_Helmet_Guy I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CARE!!!

This incredibly strong, small college OL was taken in the 2nd round in the 1994 NFL Draft and ended up in the Pro Football HOF.

@NoToRiOuSJT_48 @FB_Helmet_Guy I heard he made amazing hand cut French fries.

@FB_Helmet_Guy The late great Larry Allen

@greatimp @Pixie1z I mean, I’m retired now I just can’t buy anything,

@RecoveryPotato @Pixie1z Exactly but the money would be F you money. I would be able to retire.

What is your choice?