Tooth Chipper

I love the smell of a @SisyphusGoals tweet nuke in the morning.

@ssnbattlechop @lovemylife81 What could go wrong?!

@lovemylife81 You could use that to make a homemade submersible

FB marketplace…. How you know me so well

Saturday Shower Thought: Growing up, one of my favorite cartoons was Inspector Gadget. I always thought it would be so cool to have a small portable computer and a watch to talk to people and other stuff, but it seemed like a pipe dream. This morning I realized we have it and it didn't even click until now...

Resisting an Officer Without Violence (Florida Statute § 843.02) Description: Whoever shall resist, obstruct, or oppose any qualifying officer (as defined in s. 943.10, including law enforcement officers, certain probation/parole personnel, etc.) or person legally authorized to execute process, without offering or doing violence to the person of the officer. Examples (non-exhaustive, based on case law and legal summaries): Passive resistance, refusing to comply with lawful commands, fleeing on foot (in some contexts), verbal opposition, or physical actions like pulling away without striking or threatening harm. Mere words alone can sometimes suffice, depending on circumstances. Classification: First-degree misdemeanor. Penalties: Up to 1 year in jail, 12 months probation, and/or a fine of up to $1,000.

@ExxAlerts I didn't see the resisting an officer part.

ALERT: Florida teens were yanked out of a storm drain after getting stuck in there while trying to run from police for stealing a boat. Gage Parrott came home and witnessed 2 black teens stealing his 14-foot aluminum boat from his backyard. Parrott called 911 and yelled at them to stop, but said, “They just rowed off slowly with my boat and flipped me the bird.” The Sumter County Sheriff’s Office tracked down the teens, aged 14 and 17, near Lake Panasoffkee Elementary School. The suspects had crawled into a retention ditch and hid in a culvert. Deputies then had to assist in dragging the teens out of the drain and arrested them. The 14- and 17-year-olds were charged with grand theft, trespassing on school grounds, and resisting an officer.

@megbasham @MrsGoresDiary This is not a compelling or effective strategy in the canine or feline behavior modification space. Ask me how I know...

@MrsGoresDiary Totally trying this with our naughty dog when I get home!

I just tried something. I got down on our cat’s level, and I looked her in the eye - when she tried to look away, I moved until we were making eye contact again - and I said “Chloe. God is watching you. And you need to obey Him. Even when I am not in the room, you need to do the right thing and stop getting on the table.” She couldn’t handle it. She was squirming and flipping onto her back and peering at me through the slats of the dining chair. She KNOWS. Will she do the right thing? Will she choose this day the straight and narrow? 🙏😂

@chicfryrice Early 40's here. Yes she is attractive.

I need the answer to this as I approach 40

@bmoneyhd Consider just sending into WagerWorks and having your current slide milled...

Honest opinion here bros, how much is a Glock 43 (Gen 1, 6+1, less than 500 rounds) worth for trade in on your opinion? Trying to upgrade to a 43x MOS (listed at $575) Local guy says my 43 is worth 250 in trade...let me know honestly.

@TheBaconFather @RaiderTheory Remedied.

It's criminal how few frens follow @RaiderTheory .

"Send Tweet"

@B1TuckerCarlson @SarahisCensored Found more cancer in this country ☝️

@SarahisCensored You’re only attacking this grieving family because they are Black. If they were white you’d be on their side.

Sad. It appears Ben Crump and Al Sharpton have had a significant influence on this family’s public messaging. Early on, Nolan’s mother asked people to let law enforcement do their jobs and to stop making baseless accusations simply because some of Nolan’s friends were white. That message seems to have changed dramatically. Race baiting activists really are a cancer in this country.

Anne Hathaway's Nourishment-Filled Num Nums single handedly trying to save Nolan's Odyssey PR tour. True Homeric Heavies.

@HealthRanger It is known

If you wear a giant black carbon fiber penis on your head like a perverted Darth Vader, you will shave a whole two seconds off your cycle time. lol Surely this is satire, right?

@CurtMccann I didn't even know he was sick

@Tooth_Chipper Norms new helmet!

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

@bx_on_x Done

Poast dog

@DaggerAndBullet Through the proper application shoving force all things are possible

@Tooth_Chipper I don't even understand what he's saying and I am old.

@ShadesOfPunky "You don't know how bad things really are..."

Other than looking like a hostage in the second picture I don’t give a crap. If he wants to bang D List 65yo poon that’s entirely his prerogative.

@TexitDarling Union workers?

Lazy coworkers in my temp office 🥰