Patrick

If you are reading this, congratulations for surviving everything life has thrown at you. You've won. Don't forget that, and don't dismiss it.

@Jennnyyyyyy 44

What is the next number? 🤔 Difficulty - Medium 😬

Red Mike Message: Win the War First San Jacinto didn’t just end a war—it proved the kind of leadership that holds up under pressure. #Texas #SanJacintoDay #DrinkTheBourbon

This is truly astounding. A Waco man sexually abused a child for three years. The local DA was conflicted out from prosecuting. Last week AG Paxton's office reduced the first degree felony charge to two class A misdmeanors and initially offered a plea deal with NO ADDITIONAL JAIL TIME (he'd served ONE DAY in jail at that point). In the end, the plea deal was 30 days in jail and NO REQUIREMENT TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER. How is this justice, @KenPaxtonTX? kwtx.com/2026/04/16/ex-… #txsen #txlege

Red Mike Messages: One Thing Clarity Isn’t Complicated—It’s Chosen #BillyCrystal #DrinkTheBourbon

@Black_Bavarian @HawkEmDownChris

@HawkEmDownChris Friends was a no seasoned, lettuce scented, Great Value white bread imitation of Living Single with a laugh track

What’s the worst sitcom here? A) Friends B) Seinfeld C) Everybody Loves Raymond D) How I Met Your Mother

@tmic1968 @uscfan981 @td_nash Tompall Glaser

@uscfan981 @td_nash T is for Texas and T is for Tennessee... Joogle it...

Say something nice about Texas.

The most excited a Pirates fan has been on years😂😂

@lady_valor_07 Just the burger

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@WhiteHouse @joerogan Put on a suit, Joe.

Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness🇺🇸 @JoeRogan: "For 56 years we've lived under those terrible conditions. We're free of that now. Thanks to all these people... and thanks to President Trump."

@TheViewUpHere26 @Gunblaze1969

@Gunblaze1969 I'm Rick James, b%$#@!

Handsome guy needs a name

@TheRealBeccaWi1 @LoewyLawFirm Huge AI money+Trump Endorsement = no runoff

@LoewyLawFirm Texas CD-10 saw that money this time and there was no organized response. I wonder if things will be different come 2 years. Feels like an 80-20 issue against.

There’s gonna be a huge political backlash coming against this. AI PACs will soon not be able to operate without impunity

@DavidVivia55726 @PpollingNumbers My gut tells me it's much higher.

@RedMikeMessages @PpollingNumbers 10%

24% of Cornyn voters will vote for Talarico if Paxton wins the primary (TPOR)

@Geniustechw Protesting is performative. Protestors are the theater majors of American life.

This guy has a question for MAGA: “If there are so many of you that support Donald Trump….then why aren’t you guys protesting in support for Trump?”

@MbarkCherguia 4. ABC CBS NBC PBS

How many TV Channels did you have as a kid?

@atensnut If she is not mad at me... "I love you. Let's go to (her favorite restaurant)."

Never say “calm down”. Never!!

@_iamlougotti Delete 4-5-6 and 10. Then reassess.

Thoughts on this list of 10 most overrated football players ever? I think this shit is horrible Who deserves to be added & dropped from this list??

@TechOperator The only winning move is not to play.

You walk up to your computer and see this screen. Your next move?

@FFT1776 I worry about her health. She looks beyond lean...almost skeletal.

Demi Moore, 63 years old and stunning on the red carpet. Some people age extremely well🔥 Would you rate this look a hit? or too much? 👇

Red Mike Messages: Old Guy Crap (and the Guys Who Pretend It Isn’t) You don’t pull a hamstring tying your shoes by accident. #plethora #DrinkTheBourbon