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@zuza_real Oh yeah, I've met his mom's sister. Auntie Aliasing

@Jackhow82064308 @bethanyshondark @michaeljknowles Nope. And to show you how little I care, I'm going to drop this convo with your clown ass and mute you so I don't waste more time crossing paths with you again. Enjoy your life of being a social embarrassment.

@Redeater @bethanyshondark @michaeljknowles I think you care a lot.

The internet incentivizes jackals and cruelty and I appreciate those who have, publicly and privately, offered words of kindness. Especially those on the “other side.”

@WojackHorseman1 @MeganBitchell I left Twitter for months, this is the first thing I see and I made the mistake of clicking for context. Just rancid, rude incels.

@MeganBitchell Deeply evil people on here

Okay then call me ugly not old lol

@Jackhow82064308 @bethanyshondark @michaeljknowles In the same way that I would care if I saw an asshole accidentally nutshot himself. Lol. You are a source of amusement, but not the way you intend. You are to be laughed at.

@Redeater @bethanyshondark @michaeljknowles I think you do care. "You made a mom joke and not a single like."

@Jackhow82064308 @bethanyshondark @michaeljknowles Not in the least. But it is representative of how you sacrificed your dignity for a bottom of the barrel crack and not even on right wing crackpot could bother to like it. That is some god tier embarrassment. Nice spambot handle though. Indicative of just how invaluable you are

@Redeater @bethanyshondark @michaeljknowles Lol, you care about twitter likes?

@Jackhow82064308 @bethanyshondark @michaeljknowles You made a mom joke and not a single like. How ridiculously embarrassing!

@Redeater @bethanyshondark @michaeljknowles So is your mom, because your mom is Jeffrey Epstein.

@bethanyshondark @michaeljknowles So is Jeffrey Epstein!

@michaeljknowles We’re both good at being talked about 😂

@bethanyshondark Ma'am, you wrote a chapter defining woke and when given 50 seconds, couldn't muster more than dead air when asked what it meant.

@pixelatedboat "Can I talk to your Snickers rep?" "Over here. They were in the same car"

@Baileymoon15 Great at cleaning the toilets and crushing rats. What more could anyone ask for in a partner?

the best part of it’s always sunny is that charlie isn’t even a bad person. he’s just charlie.

@maleficusuxorem @mushysparrow @atrupar Michelle Obama preached the high road and it led to Trump and the rise of neo Nazis. Fascism needs to be fought with a fist, not words.

@mushysparrow @atrupar this has never worked

Trump announces that Diamond of Diamond and Silk has passed away

@EricVictorino @atrupar @seanspicer I'm actually unintentionally laughing at the apparent screaming of TEAM and HEART

@Joshstrangehill @JohnnyCallicutt Not to mention this implies he's been pocketing the charges since he's eating the candy cane!!

@JohnnyCallicutt Postal employees are not allowed to accept barter in exchange for payment.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 1.8.65

@crashkween Don't forget when a cashier repeats things at the exact same volume when you say you didn't hear them. And then continue to do it a third time without raising their whisper voice a decibel

Having auditory processing issues is a Nightmare bc if I don’t understand someone right away I’ll like sit there and wait to see if it’ll make sense and if it doesn’t I’ll just make a noise in response bc at that point it’s already Weird

@aalexandriabish Freshman vs Sophomore album cover vibes

@MrNegiG3000 @aalexandriabish

@joshharding77 Don'tcha cry now

@Redeater Lmfaoooo. Please fuck off.

That hallway dance sequence in M3gan is just as random and pointless in context within the movie itself as it was in the trailer. Which means the moment was only included purely to be meme’d, gif’d, and circulated online. 🤦🏻‍♂️ these movies nowadays…

@TheRennDogg @davidcinema What's this from?

What is the most perfect movie shot you've ever seen?

@KNUX_KNUX @bornposting

@bornposting Bro said aim for the bushes. Where are they💀💀💀💀

this was before the rock decided he can't be killed in films. back when he was funny

@WalshFreedom Don't forget. Joe backed Trump and this current crap show at every turn. He's largely to blame.

The fact that this thing has come down to Matt Gaetz is both a fucking joke and a perfect indictment of my former political party.