ego oyibo
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This thing is funny until it made me stop liking someone I started talking to because I truly believed she suddenly got married.
Beth♥️@queenbeth____
Thank you so much to everyone who congratulated us, celebrated this special moment with us, and shared in our joy. We don't take the love for granted🥹🤍
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ego oyibo ری ٹویٹ کیا
“Only the exceptional should apply”
For a role that pays N100,000 with no pension and HMO.
Ori Sandra o pe
Hansel Praise@hannytalker
Sophia Ahuoyiza is hiring an Executive Assistant. Not a calendar-blocker or an email-responder. A context manager. She operates across multiple spaces — product, tech, business — simultaneously. She needs someone who can hold the full picture of her work life, keep her ahead of everything, and show up with the same standard she would. Here is her TLDR: 🕖 Core hours: 7 AM – 3 PM | Output-driven, not hour-driven 💰 ₦100,000/month for the first 6 months 📍 Fully remote ⏰ My brief lands with me by 7 AM, every day and you build it What I am looking for: — You are proactive. Deeply, consistently, without being reminded — You are reliable. Zero excuses — You read everything. Meeting notes, documents, long threads — this is not a role where you outsource your reading to AI — You pay attention to details — You communicate at a high level and can engage on my behalf when needed — You are tech-savvy and you build systems naturally What this is not: — A task-execution role — A role for someone with competing commitments or availability gaps right now — A full-time employment hire in the first 6 months (no leave, pension, or HMO initially — this is reviewed after 6 months) I have zero tolerance for laxity. I will terminate quickly if I notice it. The expectations are set clearly in advance — that clarity is intentional. I am also genuinely interested in people who are building towards something. If a career in tech, product, or business is where you are headed, this role will accelerate that. The search is open for 6 months. I will shortlist within a week. Two-week paid probation. Read the full JD before applying — application steps are in there: lnkd.in/dbwsuTzj Only the exceptional need apply.
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For 100,000 Tinubu naira?
Hansel Praise@hannytalker
Sophia Ahuoyiza is hiring an Executive Assistant. Not a calendar-blocker or an email-responder. A context manager. She operates across multiple spaces — product, tech, business — simultaneously. She needs someone who can hold the full picture of her work life, keep her ahead of everything, and show up with the same standard she would. Here is her TLDR: 🕖 Core hours: 7 AM – 3 PM | Output-driven, not hour-driven 💰 ₦100,000/month for the first 6 months 📍 Fully remote ⏰ My brief lands with me by 7 AM, every day and you build it What I am looking for: — You are proactive. Deeply, consistently, without being reminded — You are reliable. Zero excuses — You read everything. Meeting notes, documents, long threads — this is not a role where you outsource your reading to AI — You pay attention to details — You communicate at a high level and can engage on my behalf when needed — You are tech-savvy and you build systems naturally What this is not: — A task-execution role — A role for someone with competing commitments or availability gaps right now — A full-time employment hire in the first 6 months (no leave, pension, or HMO initially — this is reviewed after 6 months) I have zero tolerance for laxity. I will terminate quickly if I notice it. The expectations are set clearly in advance — that clarity is intentional. I am also genuinely interested in people who are building towards something. If a career in tech, product, or business is where you are headed, this role will accelerate that. The search is open for 6 months. I will shortlist within a week. Two-week paid probation. Read the full JD before applying — application steps are in there: lnkd.in/dbwsuTzj Only the exceptional need apply.
Filipino
ego oyibo ری ٹویٹ کیا
ego oyibo ری ٹویٹ کیا
Lord I have no choice but to make more money. My eyes always wonder to the most exquisite, expensive items irregardless of me being aware of the price or brand😭
English
ego oyibo ری ٹویٹ کیا
Someone’s “forever is the deal” that will end up dealing with them 😂😂
Ọma@Omakadii
I'm a running man. If by Allah's doing, I get married to a woman who makes life worse for me, I'd abandon her and the kids. They shall fend for themselves, and the world will carry on. Not to worry, I really do not have a conscience.
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@thebiola_j @PengEnough_ I have said this countless times, she acts like it.
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ego oyibo ری ٹویٹ کیا
I know how I feel. It’s absolute nonsense and very dangerous
Bella Hadidn’t@SkinwithLolami
I’m not sure how I fee about primary/elementary schools turning their students into content creators.
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ego oyibo ری ٹویٹ کیا
ego oyibo ری ٹویٹ کیا
Just happy that 50:50 will never come up in any conversation I have to deal with. Wish everyone the best 🫶
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ego oyibo ری ٹویٹ کیا
ego oyibo ری ٹویٹ کیا
and i’m glad we did! i love having a job, i love that the money i earn is mine, i love that it goes into an account in my name, onto a card in my name. i love having ownership over my life
GIF
miia@miiagarro
can’t believe women fought to work
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ego oyibo ری ٹویٹ کیا
Why does this 50:50 conversation only come out of the UK? What's going on in that place?
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ego oyibo ری ٹویٹ کیا
You people don’t have level.
That’s why you see someone standing on business and you’re talking nonsense.
You are too fickle.
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ego oyibo ری ٹویٹ کیا
