Cuddles

Please do not marry anyone that is too religious and always interested in spiritual revelations. They see everyone and everything as spiritual attack and they have imaginary enemies. They will turn you against your family, friends and potential helpers.

@onwuchekwa_ My neighbors and I recharge my gateman’s meter monthly and it’s for pumping water.

@_manddie If we are 6 in the compound so the 6 of us will pay 360,000? To pump water????

I’ll pay for the light a full grown up adult is using! Just imagine💔😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hamiltonawah Skill issue😌

Quick question, how do you eat it from the back without your nose sniffing on her anus?

Tomorrow.

Tinubu in Jos Confirms ‘Don't Vote for Me’ Prediction on Power Supply During the 2023 campaign, President Tinubu made a clear electoral promise: “If I don’t give you constant electricity in four years, don’t vote for me for a second term.” When he took office in 2023, Nigeria had a power supply of over 4,000 megawatts and lower tariffs. Today, the electricity power supply is less than 4,000 megawatts on the average, and Nigerians are paying higher tariffs. Nigeria currently has the lowest per capita electricity consumption in the world, with a rate below 30% of the African average. Africa’s average is 617kwh, Nigeria’s is 144 kWh. This means that Nigerians consume least electricity than other Africans. In a glaring display of disregard for promises and a lack of trust, President Tinubu, during a brief airport stopover to visit grieving families of the Jos attack on Thursday, April 2, 2026, stated that one of the reasons for his 10-minute stay was that the airport had no electricity. “You have no light here I fly out in ten minutes” At a time when Nigerians are enduring days without power, our leaders cannot even stay a few minutes without it. Now is the time to stop incompetent leaders—those lacking the capacity and compassion—who prioritise their own comfort over the well-being of the people and make empty promises. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

Skill issue

Spoke up the other day and some dimwits called me inconsiderate.

@theglobalkodi I agree.

@_manddie No offense to her business, but food vendors also need to stop using filters 😭

My own is that I don’t like how that fried rice looks.

@theglobalkodi 😂😂😂😭😭

@_manddie 😌😌 Exactly, why will I buy a bowl of fried rice that looks like that 😭

@Nimisioluwa Disgusting

Judas na werey Disadvantaged of having puff toto 😹😹

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@Violetfab Co ask

Is PiggyVest not doing giveaway for their 10th year anniversary?

New format: A random guy to a car dealer. "Boss, please send me all the pictures of this car, VIN, send me everything." Car dealer: Sure chief, here. Sends thems. Random guy: Boss, how much last. Dealer: N15m. RG: Nice one chief, I'll get back to you. D: Okay.

@Papaking234 Ok

@_manddie Mutuals

Question should be why do you feel better after drinking it?😌

True

@ChikaodiVivian 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@_manddie Exactly. Cos it works like magic

Crazy