Lightning Review

@hollij31 Could result in some excellent comedy

@ReviewLightning Throwing him out for the last 30 sec or less would be awesome

This is not a bad idea. There's a great story (was it in Duthie's booke "Beauties"?) where a coach (Bowman?) tries to convince Brett Hull to try the PK, because Hull UNDERSTANDS OFFENSE. He could anticipate scoring plays and it scared the PP that Hull might score. TRY IT.

The silliest sport. Bro needed surgery to put his family equipment back together after Makar cranked a slapper off his dong.

@BangedPat It was in his post-game interview Saturday after the Lightning game.

@ReviewLightning Haha no way.

McDavid calling the Pacific a pillow fight is an all-timer of a hockey quote. It should appear on hockey lists in the 2060's.

@Jayslightning79 The Oilers haven't had a good front office since Glen Sather.

@ReviewLightning I think the previous Front office who gave Darnell Nurse that contract should never have another job in hockey.

Was he really throwing shades at his coach? I doubt it, he was complimenting the other team and the way they play the coach's system to a T. Only the Edmonton Media would turn this into a "Story" for clicks and cause locker room drama for no reason.

@iky_fwjett Gold.

when i was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an 'all of the above' option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the 'a' bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

@hockey100ya Terrifying man.

With his team on the ropes, Odie Cleghorn sought permission to insert himself into the Pirates lineup. Maroons responded that they would scratch Kitchen and bring in Babe Donnelly from Soo Greyhounds, who had been on their reserve list for some time.

@WeTheThunderPod "Nikita Kucherov was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!"

In honor of the great Chuck Norris passing away at 86, we will post a joke every day until Nikita Kucherov wins the Hart Nikita Kucherov is the only person who can slam a revolving door

@A_Drunk_Duck The top four all-time short-handed goal scorers are Gretzky, Messier, Yzerman, and Lemeiux. Scorers work on the PK.

@ReviewLightning Mcdavid plays pk sometimes.

Rachel Reid talked with Glamour about members of the USA men’s hockey team appearing alongside Connor Storrie on SNL: ‘“I was honestly pretty grumpy all week about the Hughes brothers being there,” the author says of attending the taping in person. “I felt like it was a damage-control situation. They're sort of using this episode of SNL because of the popularity of Heated Rivalry.” Then she realized her green room was right next to Team USA’s Hillary Knight and Megan Keller, whose cameos were not previously announced. “To get to meet them and talk to them was awesome,” Reid says. “I was excited for them, so it ended up all being better than what I was expecting.” The rest of the audience seemed to feel the same way. The difference between the applause Knight and Keller received during Storrie’s monologue versus the Hughes brothers was glaring (as was their far superior joke delivery). It was clear the true stars of Team USA hockey had arrived.” 📲 photo via rachelreidwrites: instagram.com/p/DVXRojzidjX 🔗 full article: “Women’s Hockey Is Giving Heated Rivalry Fans What Men’s Hockey Couldn’t” glamour.com/story/womens-h…

@garrettmhayes Can't wait to see how much JBB gives him. He deserves so much less.

@ReviewLightning Meanwhile we have Oliver Bjorkstrand missing the net on every attempt besides when he’s scoring own goals

Did you guys see that Conor Sheary scored again? He's up to three on the season now. Can't believe we let him go 😪

That was a bad-ass keep-in from Kucherov. Good two-way play.

@BangedPat No. Edmonton and Winnipeg, but not Calgary. Someday, who knows.

@ReviewLightning You ever been there?

I love the light in the Saddledome. It's so warm and bright.

@missvivianle Yeah I'm Geoffrey Chaucer with the Canterbury Tales over here

@ReviewLightning Because you a fancy man

@tcpipman Not even as the THIRD PAIR on PK??

@ReviewLightning No; love Kuch but his defense is not great ... keep him fresh for 5x5 and pp

@tyler_sheldon2 It was fun watching McDavid last night. His speed and skill is so scary.

@ReviewLightning I feel so lucky to get the opportunity to watch Kuch and McDavid skate on the ice together and make hockey look like magic

Great game so far. God I love being alive to watch hockey.

@Keebiosis He doesn't need to. He'll pick the guy's pocket before he has a chance to shoot it.

@ReviewLightning Not the worst idea, but I don’t fancy Kuch trying to block shots.