Riley 🇾🇪

He’ll bring the glory days again, we’ll back him from the STRETFORD END. HE’LL TURN THE REDS AROOOUUUUNNDD 🔴⚪️⚫️

@xAlexTHFC @katiee19xox What was delivery like mate? Just ordered but didn’t realise it says estimated start of June

@katiee19xox I got you guys 👇 x.com/xalexthfc/stat…

DH gate link for England tops that will come quicker than June pls???

@crisisvault You were saying……

Kamille Au Kanada wins this. Simple as that. 🐎 5.30 Plumpton First selection of the year don’t miss it 🤝

@KSI Bun da bacon

UP THE DAGGERS MAN

@ihydhaqanCelis Quit music because it’s haram but sings at clubs 🤔

Why is chunkz fat jiggly sweaty sloppy self always at a fucking club and never getting flamed for it

@BBNSportsCenter @lemmy_caution2 That’s the point. You never know when you’re gunna get hit

@lemmy_caution2 Just quit before you get hit. Simple

If you saw $2000 on the ground , wouldn’t you pick it up ?

@MRIRBT x.com/carefreejonty/…

£100 if you can find me a similar article about Cole Palmer from the BBC

@catchagem_ @Hitmake3r Fair enough

@Riley1708 @Hitmake3r The Aldi ones are the smaller 96.5g eggs. These are 245g!

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@Hitmake3r @catchagem_ It’s still the same deal as in shops though? Aldi have them on offer right now at £1 each

@catchagem_ Thankyou 😆 🐣 🍫 £13 with £15 off £25 spend grocery voucher 😆😆

@UtdXclusive Was at that game. Everyone so confused in the stadium why he got a straight red, figured he must’ve said something to the ref. But this?? 🤣

🚨 JUST IN: Jack Fletcher has been slapped with a six-match ban after using the term 'gay boy' in an EFL Trophy match earlier this season. In the 62nd minute of the match, Fletcher was involved in a verbal confrontation with a Barnsley player following a Barnsley goal. The identity of the Barnsley player has been redacted. Referee Will Davis was around one yard away from Fletcher when, he told the hearing, he heard the United youngster shout 'you're a gay boy' towards his Barnsley rival. [@MailSport]

@samuelluckhurst Why did you make this story when he was struggling to find form? 🤣

Benjamin Sesko is such a perfectionist he had double-glazed windows fitted to his home to block out the air traffic noise from nearby Manchester Airport so his sleeping would improve #mufc thesun.co.uk/sport/38383136…

@danawhite @Zuffa_Boxing @ConorNigel @grok explain Conor signing to zuffa in football terms please

Welcome to @Zuffa_Boxing, @ConorNigel!

@MrPitbull07 I don’t understand the hate you’re getting. So let me get this right, if you ordered the same amount of food but the dearest items on the menu, people would expect you to tip more? For doing the same exact job?

Ran up a $1500 dinner tab and when the receipt came back they had those cute little “suggested tips” printed like I’m supposed to casually drop another $300 just because someone carried plates from kitchen to table. I left $25 which honestly felt generous considering I already paid restaurant-level prices for the food itself. Server immediately got weird about it, attitude switched, barely a thank you, just that tight smile people do when they think you violated some unspoken rule. I told her straight up tipping isn’t a percentage subscription service and I’m not funding someone’s rent just because the bill happened to be high. Manager wandered over trying to smooth it out, hinting about “industry standards” like that magically obligates me. That only made me dig in harder because nowhere else do you get charged more for the exact same task just because the total went up. So I signed it exactly how it was, stood up, and walked out while they all stared like I committed financial treason, and if they think I’m coming back there to play along with that system again they’re seriously confused. Credit: Annie Perkins

@ThomasClay3 @ManUtdMatchday And now they’ll re sell the ticket on their website for £100+ 🤣 state of this club

Sold my United ticket back to the club on Friday as I’ve been ill as fuck for a week. Said £32 will be refunded. Got £22 back to my bank today. Anyone know where the other £10 could be? Or are they just robbing fans again?? @ManUtdMatchday

@angryginge13 Source - baller league

Anyone willing to give him a chance, trust me. You wont regret it 👏 (Step 6)

@roover_reggie @racingblogger I meant leopardstown mate

@Riley1708 @racingblogger Bob won the race last year?!

The ante post bet is all ready for Cheltenham. What you reckon @racingblogger?

@roover_reggie @racingblogger Teahupoo beat him last year. 3 miles too long for the 2 you mentioned imo but we’ll see tho

@Riley1708 @racingblogger Impose Toi, Bob Ollinger could do him again

@indykaila @ManUtd What do you think to the recent Cole Palmer news?

Just in 🚨 Manchester United officials were locked in talks all day in London yesterday. We understand the talks were regarding a secret target who plays in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 and whose representatives were involved. Detailed information ℹ️ is being kept confidential 🤐 by @ManUtd

@roover_reggie @racingblogger By who tho? Doesn’t look like there’s anyone else in the race this year

@Riley1708 @racingblogger Teahupoo will be beaten again

@cheltenhamform @bookiesdream0 Which ones? I don’t think they will

Let’s play a game Back🟢 Unsure🟡 Lay🔴 (At this stage) I may change my mind nearer the time Old Park Star🟢 Lulamba🟡(on 4/1, current odds unsure) Sir Gino🟢 Stumptown🔴 Final Demand🟡 No Drama This End🟡 Marine Nationale🟢 Bambino Fever🟢 Lossiemouth🟡 Fact To File🟢 Teahupoo🟢 Narcisso Has🟢 Dinoblue🟡 Galopin Des Champs🔴

@westbrom7777 I’d thank em pal they’ve saved you a fortune 🤣

Fuck of paddy, you’ve allowed me £7.50 😂😂😂 Honestly you’re an embarrassment to yourself as a bookie