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@lllewis69 @PrivettLife @GosportBFC 😂😂

@GosportBFC Caaaaaaaan anyone hear Pat suraci Poole town Poole park Tower park Farmer palmers Caaan. You hear me Your boys took one hellll of a beating Joe Lea Poole speedway Poole Christian spiritualist church Can you heeeeeeeat me! Agent pat your boys took one heell of a beating

FT | The A-team are victorious 👏 🟡 1-0 🟣 \\ #UpTheBoro

@Correskop If we sign Alonso we won’t be needing full backs as he doesn’t play that way

🚨 Liverpool have held talks with Xabi Alonso over recent days and it’s closer than the media is portraying. Xabi is loved by Edwards and the data team. Seen as the man to bring success to Liverpool football club. Some senior players are said to have lost all faith in Arne slot. The arrival of Alonso would attract a lot of players to Liverpool compared to the current situation. Clubs are aware of this around Europe. Real Madrid seen as the only club who they could lose their top targets to. Liverpool are expected to go in for Jeremy Jacquet and Nico Schlotterbeck in the summer alongside a full back a midfielder and a winger. Names will be discussed over the next few months. Edwards is leading the charge for Xabi and won’t let this opportunity slip away. Givairo read is a major right back target to the summer. 🇳🇱

@DorchTownFC @daws_marcus 3 goals in the last 4 games… on fire 🔥

⭐️ | 𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 Goalscorer @daws_marcus was chosen by our match sponsors Buckland Newton Hire as the Magpies Man of the Match in our 1-1 draw against Poole this afternoon 🍾 A big thank you again to our sponsors Buckland Newton Hire and The Saxon Arms for their support of today’s fixture 🤝 Man of the Match awards kindly sponsored by Kate’s Bingo Night Congratulations Dawsy! 👏 #WeAreDorch ⚫️⚪️

My response … okay but you’re gonna have to run very fast and kick the ball really hard 😊 Up the Magpies

Earlier my 5 year old was picking what kit he’s gonna wear to training tomorrow… Green Liverpool shirt with Yunis on the back or cream Liverpool shirt with Salah on the back He went to his drawer and got one of his Dorch shirts out and said I’m gonna be @jooeeparker 😂

@thesameoldfew VIVA LA WEZOULTION. … winning is easy he even does it when he’s not there

What date are the play offs again?

@DorchTownFC @EastleighFC That’s a shame… exciting young player but good luck to him for the rest of the season… hopefully we see him back in Black and White one day

⚽️ | Connor Underhill has been recalled from his loan spell with the Magpies by his parent club @EastleighFC We would like to thank Connor for his efforts during his time with us this season and wish him all the best back at Eastleigh 🤝 🔗 dorchestertownfc.co.uk/news/connor-un… #WeAreDorch ⚫️⚪️

Over celebrating goals at football ca be expensive… @jooeeparker this is all your fault 😂 #magpies #goals @DorchTownFC @thesameoldfew

Even when we haven’t played the next morning is still feeling bloody awful 😭😱 - - I make it almost 50 years since we last played in Step 4 of Non League… village football incoming 🤦🏼‍♂️😨

@IanRidley1 Happy Christmas Ian… 🙏

Once upon a time in Bethlehem... Christmas is still tough without her, always will be, but she's here somehow. I always feel that. Thinking of those who also have lost, and there's plenty of us. Love endures. Hold on to it. Happy Christmas.

@thesameoldfew Glenn and Tommy made some team…. It’s not been the same both on and off the pitch 🥺

Don’t we half miss this man. His boy refused to leave the house without his Dorch scarf

So it’s Christmas Jumper day in my little lads school… he’s a happy Junior Magpie today for sure 🥰⚽️🖤🤍 @DorchTownFC great job !!!

*** UPDATE Just had some great news from the club, the automated email sent out regarding the delivery date was wrong and the Christmas Jumpers will indeed arrive comfortably before Christmas 🎅 Now that’s a great present 🎁 UTM 🖤🤍

@DorchTownFC The Christmas merch that launched today looks great 💥 Would have been nice to have Christmas jumpers before Christmas though 🤦‍♂️

@LRMaggot @DorchTownFC Sometimes we do some great stuff but it’s never quite thought through properly…. 🤦‍♂️ I missed the asterisk that said ready to wear for Christmas 2026 😂

@RobHodder101 @DorchTownFC 🤣🤣

@thesameoldfew I disagree 😂 I got home really quick just under 90 mins and then binged a series of some shit on Netflix all evening long to help numb my depression …

Can confirm this was as good as the day got.

@danfloyd1993 @DorchTownFC We are all over the place…. It’s just not working at all. This started in pre season and apart frok a couple of great performances that ended in leads being squandered it’s been like this all season. Very worrying times

@DorchTownFC If I hear it’s cos we are lacking confidence but the boys are trying once more I’m going to scream

⏱️ | 𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 Evesham United 4-1 The Magpies #WeAreDorch ⚫️⚪️

Not confident we will get anything away today but missing a match that’s a lot closer than driving home is just not acceptable 😂 Let’s do this …. Shagpies !!! 🖤🤍 @DorchTownFC @thesameoldfew @Electric_Av_ @PolskiMagpies

@thesameoldfew I agree….. everything felt wrong in pre season and it’s not really got better over the last 4 months. In spells we’ve played very well but then ultimately threw the points away that the play had deserved… Of course we never give up (fans and players) but this season is 💩

Make no mistake about it, we are in serious fucking trouble.