Uber Nerd Girl ☃

Couldn't help myself & shouted in the cafe "Log(n) is the DREAM GIRL you always wanted, but Poly(n) is the GIRL YOU END UP DATING!" :D #math

@yogthos Taking a look. Thank you :) Ironically maybe this will help me actually understand React more than the sublimely trivial grasp I secretly hide at work 😂 ===> Get moar tickets done.

@RomyOnRuby this might be of use :) github.com/ClojureTO/JS-W…

Feeling a strange, primal, deep yearning to finally learn #Clojurescript after years of stumbling w/ vanilla #javascript 🤔 I liked #Clojure when I tried it, why not unite my current 'spouse' w/ my crush🤣 // #programming #developer #SoftwareEngineer

Join us for unabashedly ✨splendid✨ nerdery. I 💘 our tech team. The backend underlings you'd fondly helm are noble, generous, sweet folk! 💖

🛴 that's my Razor 🛴

Huh? What is this? I feel like this is written in a deliberately seductive, provocative manner. Hard to resist temptation: ___________________________ 1st Generation AWS IoT Button Amazon amazon.com/dp/B01C7WE5WM/… via @amazon #programming #softwareengineer #devops lol

I am literally, truly *MANIC* right now. => Right this second, I am learning about Applicative Fucking Functors. Applicative Functors! #haskell #programming #nerdery #SoftwareEngineer Makes no sense tho

@rogerdickey ... a little bit of tummy, nascent or toddler, is actually quite cute 😅

What’s the best exercise to get rid of a nascent beer belly? Jogging, ab workouts, ...? Already changing my diet

This is a picture of me struggling through the #snow in #NYC 🤣 Forgot an umbrella, I guess I deserve it.

💖 the playful convenience of partially applied functions in @elmlang. I'm starting to get increasingly familiar w 1) piping things 2) diligent type declarations 3) utterly gorgeous functional syntax. 🤓 #programming #computerScience #softwareEngineer

ATTN guise! *Orange* #alligators 🐊 are HERE! zOMG wtfBBQ -- Be still my beating heart! cnn.it/2BAUuh2 #magic #sexy #wonderful #truelove

💕HAPPY #SINGLES APPRECIATION DAY💕 Story time ===> Every #Valentines day I call up both my exes & say "I miss you! Take me back" (srsly, no joke) 🤣 (no harm, no foul, they LIKE IT)

♥️ w0000t!!11 👉Would save me a decent chunk of time texting "bc I'm TIRED AS F***" to my pals

I know, VILE. Story of my morning commute. @Quora, this is EXCESSIVELY transparent and annoying. It just makes me want to unsubscribe from ALL your emails. Teasers need to be teasers, not cheap, low blows.

@graue I'm unabashedly peacocking for the sexy snowmen/snowwomen out there. Gotta hustle and get my romantic prospects lined up.

COLDEST DAY in #NYC: I was very pleasantly surprised heading out today.  It was nowhere near as brutal as I feared.  Granted, I am wearing THREE pairs of insulation pants, goose down coat, face blanket, + USB hand warmer 🤣 I felt really warm, but most of all, very accomplished.

@nateberkopec @jjmalina Aren't butter/coconut oil now revered for their health properties? (As opposed to veggie oils) I thought Paleo/low-carb/super-healthy ppl use butter/coconut oil/tallow/lard. Also, hello you two 🤓💘 Miss #NYU #lambdacalculus

@jjmalina For sure. It might make you thinner but heart disease is real

Aren't these carnivory fad people frying stuff in coconut oil or butter going to give themselves arteriosclerosis in the long run??? Is this a psy op?

@RiversCuomo Befriend a nerdy software engineer. 💖 ( raises hand )

Best way to spend a freezing day off: ⭐ 0) yoga ⭐ 1) poetry ⭐ 2) music ⭐ 3) massive bowls of cereal ⭐ 4) binary trees FUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMING 💖 #binaryTree #ocaml #functionalProgramming #standardML #computerScience #softwareEngineer

Super stoked, built most of these functional primitives myself! 💖 #FunctionalProgramming 💖 #StandardML #OCaml #Programming with @gokbunzai 📢 @recursecenter ^

With slow dawning horror && grim resignation, I realize I have become one of those ppl who needs Google calendar for 1) hanging out w/ friends 2) errands. It's the former that makes it suck. I used to be so spontaneous! #9to5 #fulltime #programming #developer #aging #machine