Ron Swanson

@PastorBobJ52 @JeannieGiering I agree the timing was very strange

Right before Trump is rushed off stage… a man holds up a card 👀 One second later, Melania reacts with an expression of horror on her face 😳 He is a “mentalist” named Oz Pearlman who was performing. I believe we just witnessed something much darker than we want to realize…

@FDSportsbook @49ers LFG!

These players all went undrafted: - Kurt Warner - Wes Welker - Warren Moon - Tony Romo - Antonio Gates - Rod Smith - James Harrison - Adam Vinatieri - Chris Harris - Adam Thielen The dream is not over yet

@WallStreetApes Just use your piss

Americans hate carrying around these huge DEF fluid jugs in their trucks The EPA created regulations forcing every new diesel truck to use DEF fluid (Diesel Exhaust Fluid) to clean up exhaust “F*ck you California — who thought that this was a good idea, who thought that putting this in your truck and making millions and millions and millions of these plastic bottles just to fill up my truck with this stupid fucking DEF fluid was better for the environment than my truck's exhaust.” DEF is a solution that’s injected into the exhaust via Selective Catalytic Reduction systems to convert nitrogen oxides into nitrogen and water vapor You’re not just filling up with diesel fuel anymore. You’re managing another chemical and throwing away more plastic “for the environment.” California’s CARB board leads on adopting these standards, with additional in-state rules for trucks operating there

@malachimaxeyusa We used to just put a flame to them and they come out on their own…

🔥🚨 This is the correct method to remove a tick using only a thread! They loop the thread around the base of the tick and pull it out completely, including the head, mouthparts, and all other parts. Most people twist or yank the tick, leaving behind parts that can lead to serious infections or Lyme disease.

@RpsAgainstTrump Fuck you liberal posers..

Donald Trump just posted this on Truth Social. No words. 25th Amendment now!!

@aas_ker Good pussy

without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression????

@HempMillionaire I only want to lift when am high

Cannabis is a performance enhancer and I’ll stand on that. I’ve lifted high for 20+ years. Edible, dab, flower doesn’t matter. The days I don’t, my performance drops. There’s a reason it’s banned in sports. Who else trains high and who thinks it hurts performance?

This is the perfect draft photo - 1 Random Jewish Guy behind - Mom in wedding dress - Wall pictures that came with frames - Mom holding back light skin GF - Brother’s GF showing cleavage - Only had room for 18 hats

@JonnyRoot_ Dude the shut the fuck up

#1 pick & Las Vegas Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza needs to stop dropping F-bombs like this… All it does is devalue his statements about Jesus & his faith We all screw up. We fail to tame the tongue often. But, don’t embrace the culture/Sin City, at the expense of your faith

@nsn4meok @iluminatibot I concur, I haul ass and have a radar detector. But I have been pulled over 12 times over the last five years and got one ticket

@iluminatibot I was pulled over probably 12 times for speeding before I finally got my first ticket. The trick is to be respectful, follow orders, and be polite. Manners go a long way.

This video went viral recently for using a window sign during a traffic stop. It's part of a new trend where drivers are displaying cards asserting their rights instead of speaking to the police. Thought on this?

@antpalkin So you must be a billionaire then ….

> be a 34-year-old guy > deposit $100 on Polymarket > ask Claude to write a bot > bot buy YES + NO for under $1 combined > It runs 24/7 and detects every movement > he makes $260,000 a month What’s stopping you from doing the same?

It’s been 24 hours since he ‘committed suicide’ after he clearly said he wasn’t suicidal… David spoke about God and the Activation of Humanity… Days later…he’s dead…his Biographer…is gone 48 hours earlier. IT’S NOT SUICIDE IT’S OUTRIGHT ERASURE

@realKyleKeegan @approachitsmart You fucking retard. That was the Covid era nobody was going anywhere. But yet the price increased his first day and never went down. Liberals are dumb AF…

@approachitsmart You misspelled “due to Putin’s invasion of Europe.”

The price of gas under Biden was 600% lower.

@GodlyNations If you like trans dudes…

CNN's Kaitlan Collins is a clear 10 out of 10

🚨 JUST IN: A judge just OVERTURNED the police confiscating James O’Keefe’s firearms in Florida They stormed in and confiscated them. “Mr. O’Keefe you are free to pickup your firearms in West Palm Beach at the Sheriff’s Office.” WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

@ExxAlerts He’s a hero!

ALERT: 72-year-old man arrested for hitting a group of cyclists after honking and heckling them for taking over the road in Georgia. Jerry Ross was driving when he pulled up behind a group of 10 cyclists in the road. He began honking and heckling the cyclists, and one of them started filming. Ross then sped around them while laying on the horn and hit 2 of the cyclists, causing minor injuries, before driving away. Ross, when confronted by police about the incident, blamed the cyclists for taking up the road and causing the collision. He was arrested and is charged with two counts of aggravated assault, hit and run, and reckless driving.

@wbuppert @DougWahl1 You’re fucking retarded…😂

@DougWahl1 SNAP and welfare should be abolished. Dirt simple. They can go to Haiti and eat all the mud-cakes they want.

SHOULD SNAP RECIPIENTS BE ABLE TO BUY ROTISSERIE CHICKEN This is an actual debate happening right now. A group of lawmakers has introduced legislation that would allow recipients to purchase hot rotisserie chickens with their benefits. Currently they are only able to buy cooked rotisserie chickens once they have been cooled down. Your Thoughts?

@MattWallace888 Growing up in SoCal in the 80s , Yes. All the time actually…

Have a question for everyone over the age of 50. Did you see these as a kid?

@kirawontmiss Eminem is garbage, always has been.

Doja Cat makes fun of how Eminem sounds when he raps😬

@_StonersRUs_ 66g

Can you guess how much weed is in the jar? 🫙👀