Rowley Jefferson

@changeupin23539 Season hasn’t started and we’re already talking abt shitty defense and the long ball. Excited to return to delusionland

The Yankees can’t win the World Series. They’re hurt, old, poor defensively & rely too much on HRs (not to mention the East is better, Toronto owns em, and LA will win again). Yet, tomorrow I return to my favorite place in the universe: DelusionLand. Start spreading the news.

Merry Christmas.

This works

Boston sucks

Hot take: Sunkist > Fanta

@ChadJohnson_84 Gives me hope

@changeupin23539 I will forever associate this song with you

As Ozzy approaches the gates, I know God and all the people in Heaven are together yelling “ALL ABOARD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”. Nobody has ever or will ever get me as ready as you did for challenges in my life. Rest in peace, my hero. #OZZY

Astronomer is committed to the values and culture that have guided us since our founding. Our leaders are expected to set the standard in both conduct and accountability. The Board of Directors has initiated a formal investigation into this matter and we will have additional details to share very shortly. Alyssa Stoddard was not at the event and no other employees were in the video. Andy Byron has not put out any statement, reports saying otherwise are all incorrect.

Shane Gillis for President. Absolutely no fucks given in that ESPYs speech. Fucking dawg.

Time to mute @billybigwrench. He has been very unbased on this app recently.

Just had a Bloody Mary before my early am flight to the red light district in Amsterdam. I can confidently say just bc you can do something doesn’t mean you should.

Ari Ari sighting. Shocked to see him still kicking. Lives next to mick

Could use dark sky weather app rn. Weather app sucks

Stfu

Evy calling out @therealrandy999 for using the burner too much. G wtf?

Four years ago today, Jack Deneen redefined what it meant to “have a few guys over”. As the party scene in bxv continues to trend down, I can confidently say that that party will be considered one of the GOAT for decades to come.

@therealrandy999 It is

@theRealHumbuda brought @Money_Man_Marty and I to the bxv diner. $35 for some mediocre eggs and juice. Will not be going back there.

Best cookie out there

Looking forward to the day I have a beachfront home with shingles and a flagpole.