Chad Ochocuatro

@boobluver69420 Daniel McGinnis - EMU

ODAC players most likely to not be allowed within 500 feet of on elementary school: 1. Carter Schmitt - RMC 2. Nolan Kruse - Doah 3. Davis Watson - Lynchburg 4. Mitchel Gaskins - Averett 5. Jackson Byrd - VaWes 6. Nate Prince- Noke 7. Tyce Fischl - Lynchburg 8. Connor Spears

@MikeLob80085 @DmacTheChamp Precisely

@ChadJohnson_84 @DmacTheChamp Are you calling me a twink

The Official 2026 Ivy League All Twink Team

Sometimes you don’t want to drink, but you just gotta choke up and find a way with 2 strikes. #CircleBarrel #Thursday

@AlanOHA72 Nic Ventrice

🚨🚨CALLING ALL D3 BURNERS 🚨🚨Nominate your favorite D3 Bullpen Catcher to be considered for a Bullpen catcher top 10 !!!!

@BMBPFB Drew Caroline had no aura

C2C teams all time most and least aura player 1. Kavi Caster 2. Dom Frigiola 1. Ty Lowe 2. Sidney Eisen 1. Brandon Cassedy 2. Lincoln Lubsen

@AlanOHA72 Thot daughter or Frankie Ritter son?

ODAC Players I would let my gay son Date 1. Carter Schuma (RMC) 2. Alex Fitz-Hugh (HSC) 3. Zach Chadwell (BC) 4. Evan Bert (BC) 5. Thomas Burgess (Noke) 6. Quinn Madden (Lynchburg) 7. Entire EMU roster 8. Jaime Padilla (Doah)

@BigLakeRudy @AlanOHA72 Guy must’ve learned under Bob Sheppard. Iconic voice

@ChadJohnson_84 @AlanOHA72 Sydney PA announcer makes me feel like I’m in this scene

ODAC FIELD RANKING ON OUR 6:30 AM BUS 1. Shanendoah 2. Randolph Macon 3. Roanoke (MILB park) 4. Hampton Sydney 5. Lynchburg 6. Bridgewater 7. Washington and Lee 8. Guilford 9. Averett 10. Virginia Wesleyan

@brothamanchar Great list, Charles. If you check out my feed, you’ll see a similar list for the ODAC. Would love to collaborate on a full D3 list sometime soon. All the best, Ocho

Centennial Conference Bathroom Rankings (based on personal experience) 1. Gettysburg 2. Ursinus (nice g neutral) 3. Swarthmore 4. Hopkins 5. Franklin and Marshall 6. Muhlenberg 7. Dickinson 8. WAC (so smelly) 9. McDaniel (porta or hella far ) 10. Haverford (porta)

@ChadJohnson_84 When I played at Lynchburg they had a British women announcer with a solid Rack… that carried them in these rankings

Collab w/ @thirdworldman0

ODAC Pregame Shit Locations: 1. Averett 2. Randolph-Macon 3. Roanoke (so many options) 4. Shenandoah (Kevin Anderson’s living room toilet) 5. Hampden-Sydney 6. Washington and Lee 7. Guilford (pre water gate) 8. Bridgewater 9. Virginia Wesleyan 10. Lynchburg (No TP) 11. EMU (FIO)

How it feels walking into class 30 minutes late knowing I didn’t miss anything

@PEARatings @brothamanchar ODAC propaganda📈

my for you page right now is D3 baseball burnerverse and I'm not sure how I got here

@thelobotomyking @NotALandLubber Consistency at 50 is self deprecating and I won’t stand for it. At least 70. 5 tool player. #convrats

@ChadJohnson_84 Consistency: 50 I leave a lot Tolerance: 70 Chugging/drinking: 65 Hangover: 70 won’t happen Drunk driving: 75 I’m with @NotALandLubber here

Any 5 tool drinkers out there?? Consistency (Hit) Tolerance (Power) Chugging/Drinking games (Speed) Hangover prevention (Defense) Drunk Driving (Arm) Bonus 6th Tool Beverage selection (Drinking IQ) Please reply with your 20-80 scouting report below.

@changeupin23539 Please be right

Mock Draft 1.0

@McDuff12 Should’ve had Jacob Miller-Bopp hold that up for them. #5ToolPlayer

buddy is not happy to be holding this sign #boozecruiser

@ochocinco You’re making me look bad, Ocho.

Attempting to check my daughters math homework & how the hell am i supposed to know if the 2nd answer is correct when i don’t understand the problem 😂

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