Sal “Two Forks” Romano

Update.

New boots hopefully I can make a fucking putt

@millefreda You need a 12 oz kooz brother

Found a elevated surface

@SealBarry43409 Clean

61 follower keys and wallet #dox

@millefreda Best of luck soldier. At least you didn’t get that same email while on the golf course like me!

Summer classes going great!!!

@BobbyBeavEater The fuck is going on here

What the fuck #CanWeFuckNStillVibe

@Denis_Lemieux69 Dennis, Couldn’t agree more, wore shorts yesterday and definitely agree. Good thing is I have a few in the collection so I will be saving these for fall aswell. Best, Two forks

@Sal_Romano7 Hope you enjoy them. Have a pair myself. Problem is how fucking thick the leather is. Looks abnormal when wearing shorts. FJ Premiers are the only way to go in my opinion Designated these for fall and spring golf only. Best, Denis

@plus5handicap Hung my putter in the garage.

@Sal_Romano7 Lmk if they improve putting

@mrprimetimejr I’m geeking at the TKE spring pcp 😂 ball knowledge brother

Is “Get Naked” Daughter or Needle Point son the new gay son or thot daughter?

@SealBarry43409 That’s what I’ve been grinding, thanks for the input

@Sal_Romano7 Usually ripping my career too many sweats online

Barry's first day back from PTO. The clubs are in timeout. Only 10,400 days left until retirement. #WFH

@ReggieJames45 Probably hella needlepoint trays and wallets

Legendary loot #beev #megaexpand

@albertcockard2 How was the price on the Peter?

Insane loot at tj maxx already had most of it tho in smathers #tjmaxxing #expand

Yo Elliot Hayes it was a little funny like 2 years ago. We’re all set now thanks big dog

@THE_DOCHO Next!

Brought the #foid out today. Safe to say my children are absolutely fucking doomed.

@petermillarpapi No need to be strapped at Shinnecock

#expand this fed at the US Open qualifiers

@LarryPete28 Looks like Marshalls to me Barry

#TJmaxxing (yes that’s Peter)

@supremeleadaa Helping out at the preschool

Where would it be appropriate to wear my KD cutoff

@TreAmosBurner That’ll be $79.99 sir

That body of yours is fucking insane

@tweecoma1 Those spoons bend at a 90° angle before flinging the ice cream onto the floor

Offbrand ice cream out of the tub with a plastic spoon, times are tuff for the kid