Sam Ficco

Please enjoy this video of Selah peeking around the corner.

From now on, when people ask what my “type” is, I’m just going to show them this @LLBean model.

It’s October 28. 😏

When you talk to someone for a few months and then get ghosted… Can you tell I’m over it? Just be honest. 🙃

@poquithomas Who told you that????

Mom: WHAT THE HECK SAMANTHA, do I need to say that I’ll buy you @jonasbrothers tickets if you go out with this guy? Me: wait, will you really? Mom: yes, omg.

Dad: See, when God sees you need a man, he’ll send one your way. Me: That’s the thing though, he knows I don’t NEED one.

Gonna play “what can I get away with as a 28 year old on family vacation” over the next week. Stay tuned.

I finally went to the dentist after 9 years (like, Barack Obama was president the last time I went). Ya girl had 0 cavities and the hygienist said I had “minimal build up considering how long it’s been.” So yeah, brush your teeth and actually floss every day, kids.

“It’s like a freakin whack a mole.” “I tickled that man’s hair.” @bemoroz during the @kingskworld concert.

When the coffee truck you love, loves you back. ❤️❤️❤️

The pettiness lives on.

Today a parent told me I look even younger in person than I do over Google Meet.

Apparently nothing can be kept secret in my family. 🙃

@rivertoast533 Lol grandmas are the only people who can say things like that

Dating advice from my grandma: It’ll warm up soon. Put on your little bathing suit, and go to the beach. You’ll have a boyfriend in no time.

I have to say, this is probably more reasonable than when she said she was going to stick my face on a billboard that would read, “Someone marry her.”

My mom just yelled at a random girl in target asking why she was looking at tubs because she thought it was me. The girl is fine, she laughed when she realized what happened.

My mom’s Christmas gift finally arrived. She loves it.

I started Never Have I Ever. Mandy was right. I loved it. Cleansed me from the 4 hours of garbage I watched before it.

2 days into isolation I decided to watch all the twilight movies because why the heck not? I needed something to laugh at. This was the review I sent to @mmficco