Samko Autos

@FKAHAFARE Enemy is the poverty

Olunga has had such an interesting career trajectory. When he was at Girona he only scored three league goals but all of them were in a single game then he goes to Japan and becomes J-League MVP then he turns down UEFA teams for a huge payday in Qatar.

Starlink connecting schools on remote islands!

@RobertAlai What are you saying mzee

Ruto’s candidates will win most seats in Nairobi. Don’t be duped by the children in diapers called Linda Mwananchi.

90% of Nairobians don't know what happens inside this building

Nakuru unapata 1b ya 6k na iko adi na balcony kubwa. Huku sitoki mimi.

Kijana anakupigisha mechi safi hadi unajiuliza mbona mlizaliwa pamoja mamae.

Another 29 sats to orbit!

Sahii naelewa mbona wazae wa tene wakibuy gari wanaitumia for almost all their life, hakuna ku flip flip every few years kama phone

Ayam telling you hizi notifications za NTSA za speed napata mingi kushinda mpesa 🥲🥲... Take note

I wouldn’t be where I am today without the love and support that @MichelleObama has poured into me over the years. Her story — from her South Side roots to the White House and beyond — is a central part of the Obama Presidential Center.

🚨🇬🇭 Thomas Partey, denied access to Canada and not available for Ghana opening game at the World Cup — reports @Dan_Sheldon_.

🚨 Tottenham Hotspur are preparing a €70M bid for Liverpool forward Cody Gakpo and currently lead the race for his signature. Newcastle United and Bayern Munich are also monitoring the Netherlands international, although no formal offer has been submitted yet. Liverpool are open to assessing the situation this summer, with discussions over Gakpo's future expected after his World Cup campaign. (Source: @caughtoffside)

Coolkid ingine nilipatiwa na Mzee rafiki yangu niingize yeye Manual labour angalau apunguze uzembe,on monday son came to meet me wearing Crocs and sweatpants. Hapo ndio nilijua wamenipatia bladfakin

Skill issue

I can't recognise people on this TL anymore. Shoba used to be a Chef on this TL complete with endorsements from Royco and cooking gas companies. Like Shoba ndio the original influencers wa jikoni things man. Saa hii mjamaa ni human rights activist.

Traveling to TZ starter pack Original logbook, first aid kit and insurance for your car. 50bob za kenya, mint new notes for bringing their traffic cops VPN, because mama amefunga twitter huko 😂😂😂

@georgediano Middle-class Kenyans are IDIOTS. Why pay 20K for one bedroom in a neighbourhood full of prostitutes, drug junkies and a scarcity of water? Ata place kama Umoja is more conducive than that shithole called Greatwall. I once visited a hook up girl there and I was not impressed.

@georgediano Sadly, this is what our brothers and sisters in law enforcement have been turned into.

Tunaandamana kuhusu maji huku Greatwall, management wanatuma DCI na mabunduki. Buana it's time to move out of this shit hole.😒

This is a bad deal.