SamanthaofSarcasm

Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade... yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein. It’s never been about protecting children... wake up.

@Bob_Janke Where does one buy tickets?

What if every time you took a train somewhere a guy with a handlebar mustache got murdered and you had to figure out who did it before they let you off

@vileTexan @zerohedge I’ll miss y’all, someday I’m sure. Randomly. Like on a Tuesday at 10p….

@zerohedge Freedom or Internet... choose wisely.

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@coruptanimation Name 5 times

We really need to bring back shame

Pepperidge farms remembers

@coruptanimation Bros over here like he’s chopped garlic in the last 365 days ever 😆

@SamofSarcasm Idk about you, but i only wanted chopped garlic, not minced

@Enezator @Ahwellnevermind Ball is life!

It turns out that this beautiful animal has been waiting to play ball for years

@smoke_nd_pearlz Whatever you do just apparently don’t choose….the bear

There’s this doctor in Hawaii who is on trial for trying to kill his wife. Via “alpine divorce”. He took her hiking, got her close to the edge of a cliff and tried to shove her off. That didn’t work so he started beating her with a rock then pulled out 2 syringes (sedatives?). Two women hiking saw him and rushed over to help. They are currently testifying against him. This is so fucked up. He’s a whole doctor which means he probably stole drugs from work to paralyze and sedate her. I bet my bottom dollar something like propofol (sedative) and succinylcholine (paralytic) were in those 2 syringes!

@3YearLetterman @CoachDanGo Right up there with Beef O’ Brady’s for me

@CoachDanGo Panda Express (Spanish for “Speedy Bear”) is an amazing and authentic dining experience

Stop eating like a child. Stop eating pancakes for breakfast or ordering Panda Express for lunch. Stop it with stress snacking between meals. Eat meats, veggies, fruits, single ingredient whole foods. Control the foods you put in your mouth. Eat like a damn adult.

No one is making fun of a grieving widow. They’re making fun of Erika Kirk.

@babybeginner He let you get the standard 3 pets in 😆 he’ll get there, good job!

Lest anyone who thinks my pink gloves of petting are silly with Bruiser, wait for it…. I’m so GLAD I was wearing them!! He’s been letting me pet him while he was lying down for quite a while now. See yesterday’s post. After this he was surly all day. Two steps forward..

@AggieTheBarkeep Shame

Humanity.

you ask a woman why she hates men and she will give you a long list of the ways she’s been harassed and abused by men. you ask a man why he hates women and he starts whining about how women don’t want fuck him

@papiwontmiss @GeneFrith72 Idk that I want to live as badly as this guy

Me training for whatever tf April finna bring

@FarmerCrafted Is she aware they aren’t supposed to be out of the tank or is this like her first day and they’re hazing her?

She is way more calm than I would be 🤣 I'd hanging on that little roof above her

@vileTexan I will, gonna find it here in a few. Sounds like a good binge worthy day watch.

@SamofSarcasm If you watch it let me know how you felt after the first 4 episodes, then after the last 2

Watched this John Wayne Gacy documentary, thought he was a serial killer, turns out it's about Chicago Democrats running a sex trafficking ring and completely covered up by Chicago PD. I had no idea. Crazy.

@vileTexan Thanks!

@SamofSarcasm Peacock.

@Camel_Crushin @EVA24011 In no time in the history of ever has a woman ever seen a photo of a penis and thought: well that man’s a scholar let me talk to him. Just so yall know.

Maybe hold off on the dick pic until you find out what her favorite flower is.