Saviour

Who’s active for early morning gain

@PoojaMedia @Ololade841 I’ll deactivate if iwobi win it 😂

All votes for Alex Iwobi 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

@PoojaMedia Just arrest them all

I heard a story about how a poultry owner caught his staff stealing his eggs. It was an egg heist, as 80% of the staff were involved. They had about 10 25L kegs, and they broke eggs into them. How he caught them: So one day, he made a surprise visit to the farm after arriving from an abroad trip, and on getting to the gate, he saw the kegs, and he was like, there is no fuel scarcity, as they have quarters for staff inside the farm. No one was there because even the security men ran away when they saw his vehicle. He stepped out, opened the kegs, and BOOM, eggs filled them. Apparently, they were selling to different bakeries. Damn, he almost went mad. 😭 Imagine the eggs they broke to fill up a keg.

@Grandsoncr7 What’s he doing in the pool if can’t swim 😜

Ronaldo fans: Save a drowning child or see Cristiano Ronaldo win a World Cup?

@BlehisBack This tweet will be the evidence I will find you lol 😂

@NurseLekan @1meajay Hope he knows Make he no dey wonder if they call him Captain for street lol 😂

You’re too rugged to be stinking Jew @1meajay

@Mightyyyy19 lol 😂 I fell for it too

So the subscription of 3,050 doesn’t come with blue tick😭😭 My money for Scottish 😭😭😭😭

@TheUnitedStrand @ManUtd This guy still exist ?

Day 536 of not cutting my hair until @manutd win 5 games in a row! 🪮 Current Streak - 0/5 #hairchallenge #manunited #mufc

@Motion_Boy_ 9-5 woman can’t bag a man like this 😂

felt pretty might delete soon💅💅

@fimlex2 9-5 women can’t bag a man like this

You people did not put these tweets in quotations. How do you explain in 2042 that it was a trend?

@vdo001 @lil_mss3 I submit my plate here 😜

things wey men dey talk, you no go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until na woman talk am.

@AsakyGRN This boy carry out operation that people always wondering what will happen if you do it I guess we all know now

Omo, see what they did to person wey off generator for football viewing center. 😂😭

@MrMekzy_ Based on this weather You need something cold 🥶 Get him small fridge

I just found out that whenever i leave for work, my security man takes my key from where i keep it, opens my door and puts stuff like drinks/water in my fridge and takes them out before i come back. I left the house this morning and came back because i forgot something i was supposed to give to someone. I opened my fridge and i saw stuff that i didn’t put there. I asked him and he admitted to it. I don’t even know how to feel about it.

@RobProvince I think that’s the first time riding through that road

And POOF…. he’s gone.

@reameekwest @naijashimadunnn You never hear about iron condemn gun lol 😂

@naijashimadunnn Bro think say na US we dey wey everybody get gun as all those killer dey do over there say na mental health 🤣🤣🤣

@ESPNFC Who is now Oshimen

Scott McTominay, Napoli royalty 👑

@FabrizioRomano Bro said he’s not leaving but Fabrizio sold him already

🚨💣 BREAKING: Antoine Griezmann to Orlando City, here we go! Verbal agreement in place for French star to join MLS side. Agreement on deal for July 2026, free transfer from Atlético. After deal for March rejected, agreement done for summer. Griezmann will travel this week to USA, as @Marca reported. All set. 🧨🇺🇸

@InterMiamiCF lol 😂 what’s this goal

GOOOOOL! Another free-kick goal by him. 🔟🪄

@Amaka_power At least that arsenal guy see something chop 😂

People eat rat😟🤔