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@LabsandPlanes @carolinedowney_ @NRO Arsons always begin with fire, so fire must be bad Y'all ignorant motherfuckers just toss around labels. 2 seconds ago he was a fascist because he used to have a Nazi tattoo. Now he's basically a communist. He doesn't want a stateless society or the elimination of private prop

@SeIpsa @carolinedowney_ @NRO communism always begins with socialism and platner is basically a communist, not a socialist

Having the rugged blue-collar vibe without the values is just hollow. My family has been going to Maine for 20 years. The oyster farmers I know aren't communists and love America. They also hate high taxes..

@SwannMarcus89 Wtf are you talking about. You're making shit up because you have a weird narrative in your own head about how smart and sensible you are and have cherry picked some weird outlier as a stand in for all Democrats. Give examples of Dems "moving left" recently from Biden.

Long term the Democrats are completely fucked. They keep moving left and 60% of American voters already think the Democrats are too liberal. The party is overwhelmingly hated and it will get worse The Democrats are only able to compete because Donald Trump is still alive

@r8dermatt1123 @peterbakernyt @nytimes You do realize the president of the United States is spending a lot of time behind worried about an arch in DC., right?

@peterbakernyt @nytimes I’m am so jealous of you! You are worried about an arch in DC. You are a man with little problems.

A 3-D model by the @nytimes visualizes the impact of Trump's proposed arch on the sightline between the Lincoln Memorial and Arlington House, showing that it would not only dwarf the other memorials but also interfere with the carefully crafted view. nytimes.com/interactive/20…

@WpFactory1 @CBSNews Stop using AiI to tweet slop

@CBSNews Aviation is one of the few places where 'just one more minute' is not a personality trait, it's a safety variable. The rules are annoying because the margin is thin.

A flight from Miami to Atlanta was delayed after a passenger refused to get off the phone before takeoff, officials say. Crew members and even passengers repeatedly tried getting the passenger to hang up while the plane was taxiing out. But instead of ending the call, the passenger "became disruptive," causing the aircraft to head back to the gate, where they were removed, a Delta spokesperson said.

@Oxbow99_ @CBSNews I actually figured he'd be a wall street bro

@CBSNews Everybody already knew he was black before the video played.

@grog18b @BenBankas @Dave338 Sis you not hear the deafening silence from everyone

@BenBankas @Dave338 If you are at a comedy show, and everyone there is laughing but you… you are the idiot.

Triggered girl at comedy show…

@BenBankas Show the first part

@GillianHTurner I honestly have no idea what root beer you're drinking or what toothpaste you people are using. Root beer taste nothing like mint. At all. It's is cloying it is sweet it is round and sickly and has notes of caramel and bark and vanilla and licorice. I have never tasted mint once

root beer tastes like toothpaste mixed with cough syrup mixed with trash

@brad_polumbo @WTSmith17 Hey guy. We have eyes. He absolutely did it. On purpose. Twice.

"Any person who would attempt to rush into a ballroom and murder somebody shares no ideology with me... PERIOD." "If you actually believe Elon Musk is giving a Hitler salute... people are going to feel like it's justified to take him out!" YouTuber @WTSmith17 & Democratic commentator @MikeNellis join me for a fiery but civil YouTube panel debate on "Brad vs The World."

@sherpa88897 @Ulfson_kibo @QuetzalPhoenix Please answer my question. I am deeply curious. Why is it important to you that people be identified as native to a place (and presumably, other people not) my grandfather came over to the US before it was a country. I am not native here and never cared.

@sherpa88897 @Ulfson_kibo @QuetzalPhoenix Dude. You can't disagree on the definition. It's what the fucking word means. That not my special little take on it. That's reality. It isn't controversial. And yes, it is highly unlikely anyone is tracably native to the area they are currently living in. It's irrelevant.

Older than the Incas Older than the Aztecs Older than the Maori in NZ Older than the Zulu in SA Older than the Lakota Older than Islam in India But the English are not officially considered "native" to England.

@glenna_opt Alternating green red and white for Cinco de mayo

@JakeSherman @TheRickWilson @SpeakerJohnson Just say disarray

☀️AM: THE WHEELS ARE COMING OFF THE HOUSE REPUBLICAN CONFERENCE punchbowl.news/archive/42926-… In a week that was supposed to set the tone for a furious period of election-year legislating, @SpeakerJohnson's House GOP majority is once again the epitome of discord and dysfunction. It’s not really clear how House Republicans will get through the next few days. Johnson’s leadership team may lose yet another big rule vote. There’s constant grumbling inside House Republican leadership circles as people snipe at one another. Senate Republicans are furious with their House GOP counterparts. The White House seems fed up with the chaotic House GOP conference too. Plus, the stakes couldn’t be higher, politically and policy-wise. After a Rules Committee hearing that stretched from Monday to Tuesday, House GOP leadership plans to go to the floor today with a blueprint for debating several key bills. These include a FISA Section 702 renewal; a farm bill; legislation allowing the year-round sale of E15 ethanol fuel; and a budget resolution to fund ICE and Border Patrol. But that GOP-drafted rule looks destined to fail, another potentially devastating misstep for Johnson and his top lieutenants. And then what? Will Johnson keep the House in over the weekend? Will Johnson cancel the upcoming week-long May recess? Will Johnson have to punt to the Senate to ensure that the nation’s most critical foreign surveillance program doesn’t expire? House Republicans want to portray themselves as the “grownups” in Washington ahead of what’s expected to be a difficult midterm election. But at this point, they look like amateurs — and their majority is in deep trouble.

@LynneStein11 @JakeSherman @BrendanPedersen Who the fuck is we lady

@JakeSherman @BrendanPedersen I’m hearing that 6–3 they’re voting against it, which is what we want just as Alito did his opinion

BREAKING --SCOTUS IS RELEASING AN OPINION IN LOUISIANA V. CALLAIS -- THE VRA CASE

@JakeSherman 😬😬😬😬

@jadler1969 @JonahDispatch Sure it is? Trump has appointed 3 justices, so far. He might get 4 by the end of this term. Obama Bush and Clinton had 2. Biden had 1. What Trump has been allowed to do by fist, sanctioned by this SCOTUS, has been a direct result of this. Reining that in opposes those excesses.

Endorsing court packing after Trump leaves office is not opposing Trump

@BigP4P4Smurf @SlCKASSFOO @therainonasunn1 @bdquinn Clearly not my guy. Quite obviously not

@SeIpsa @SlCKASSFOO @therainonasunn1 @bdquinn How so? He could be a single issue 2A voter. Which is eminently reasonable given that it's the amendment which protects all the others

Every so often (I mean frequently) I see a voter articulate their rationale in such a way that makes me want to smash a whole whiskey bottle across my head.

@Cernovich Yea when I decide to personally threaten someone with death I will do it generally, not specifically, with a picture, using muted seashells, artfully arranged on a beach. Or maybe balloons.

8647 was always a death threat, incredibly stupid to pretend otherwise.

@BigP4P4Smurf @SlCKASSFOO @therainonasunn1 @bdquinn Sure it does. The particular issues themselves aren't a cogent or moral prioritization.

@SlCKASSFOO @therainonasunn1 @bdquinn From the graphic about "Antonio", yes. He lists three issues he disagrees with Trump on, two he agrees on, and says he voted for Trump. Nothing about that indicates anything wrong with him.