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@rorysutherland Or Sommeliers on the Elizabeth line? Du Train, du vin, du pain

Moreover, there would be no job losses as all the drivers would be retrained as onboard mixologists.

@christopherhope @TerraOrBust Perhaps the Speaker could suspend the PM under some arcane rule such as bringing the house into disrepute? Perhaps there is something leftover from Henry VIII we could use, say possession of legs like a wench, or looking at me in a funny way.

Earlier the PM had been told by the Speaker to answer the LOTO’s questions not ask them…

@TerribleMaps Then it’s the comfy chair. Not the comfy chair!

If this drags into next month, then the Swiss may get involved.

After reviewing recent developments in the Strait of Hormuz and considering all available information, I see this as the most likely scenario playing out in the next month

@DesmondSwayne If you take the NI paid and invested it then it comes out about equal. Triple lock was a temporary measure to bring pensions up to a decent amount, now completed so we need a better system. Perhaps a pensioners price index with a basket weighted towards pensioner spending?

If, like me, you were born in 1956, you’ll receive almost £300,000 more in benefits than you’ll pay in taxes in your lifetime State Pensions make up a huge chunk of that Long term, we simply can’t afford to sustain the Triple Lock’s generosity Blog: desmondswaynemp.com/ds-blog/1956/?…

@tarquinmorgan @TheCiderShedPod It's too subtle for words so we may never know.

@TheCiderShedPod This really annoyed me. Where did this bloody budgie come from? What was the purpose of the storyline? Are we going to have to listen to this bird every episode? #TheArchers

Fletcher is a metaphor for us #TheArchers listeners trapped in the cage of listening. Will we ever be free?

@TheCiderShedPod Isn't a fletcher something to do with arrows and archery

@xenokatabasis @demster70 Wow that's some pub?

@demster70 LOL...Rookie

My local pub is older than America

@demster70 My wife says that is true of some of my underpants

@mike56200 it's an open and shut case

A suitcase in a tree in Walsall. Over a no flytipping sign. God knows how they got it up there. It's a filthy inner town area if I leave it it will be here years. I'll take a step ladder next week. Its ridiculous

@nikitabier @RadicalFalk In the book Ogilvy on Advertsing the principles of getting people to read long copy is well established. The same might be applicable to long speech. youtube.com/watch?v=8nP9Hl…

@RadicalFalk People should make more talking videos like this on X. Easy way to get millions of impressions with basically no followers.

I'm leaving Germany | Brutally Honest Review

@inimitablepgw “He’s having a brainstorm” “ what with?”. I use the “”what with” but adapted to any suitable opportunity.

Which Wodehouse line do you find yourself quoting in everyday life?

@althoughsg A good question. It is known as Olbers Paradox. AI or Wikipedia can answer it better than me.

agora uma pergunta burra: pq a luz do sol não ilumina o espaço?

@ElectionMapsUK Say hello to Fletch and Godber for me. I owe them a tin of pineapple chunks.

🚨 | Hello! Bit of a weird one this, but I'm going to be away from 27th April for up to 24 nights without access to the internet (I can explain why in a few months time...). Obviously, I'm aware this is the worst possible time of year for me to be absent. So, I'm looking for someone (or a group) to do a 'Guest Residency' of ElectionMapsUK to cover the 2026 Local Elections while I'm away! If you, or a group of you would like to apply to do this, it would be much appreciated if you could fill out the form below. Ideally you'll have some knowledge of the software I use, but I don't expect applicants to be able to do it all, so I'm most likely looking to get 2-3 people onboard. forms.gle/ewF1HypMUz5Mhk…

@ColeFusionHQ Once played alongside a centre back who was nicknamed condom. Apparently because he was always in the effing way

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@TheCiderShedPod The scriptwriters need to look themselves in the mirror

Christ but this budgie stuff is painful. #TheArchers

@TheCiderShedPod We are being put through the millet.

@TheCiderShedPod Good tweet.

@apl4cef0rmyhead They have, they just haven’t come back yet.

Les platistes, pourquoi y’en a pas un seul d’entre vous qui est parti au bord de la terre pour nous prouver qu’elle est plate ?

@RealTimVine Bit like darts, ie you are aiming for the bull but you have to launch the dart so that it arrives at the bull after gravity has taken its toll. Seems like darts players brains are equal to NASA.

Wow. I think I imagined them flying in a straight line from Earth to the Moon. Thanks for that.

@infraredreport @BullandBaird Yes although NASAs solution is a reduced version of the 3 body problem and a lot of the issues can be discounted, fortunately

Imagine the math required to make this guess and aim 4 people at a point in space