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Heaven fucking forbid should a Brazilian international have the ability to score an open goal from 6 yards without looking🙈
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Second Phase
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@Second__Phase
Psychologist, Purist, Perfectionist. Nothing's as it seems.
United Kingdom شامل ہوئے Aralık 2017
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I watched it so you don't have to.
Another absolute masterclass from Zia Yusuf on Question Time last night.
One of 5 guests and he got 15 mins of 50 mins airtime, which shows how much Fiona Bruce intervened with attack after attack..... for balance and all that 🤣
Here are all his best clips in one go.
@ZiaYusufUK
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@TRobinsonNewEra A lot of churches around the world are suddenly catching fire over the last few years. So I asked Grok for a simple chart. Muslim immigration & Church Arson Fire in the EU
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An historic Queens church, the First Reformed Church of Astoria, which has stood for 138 years.
Mysteriously "caught fire" in Mamdani’s New York last night.
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@simonsquibb @Lord_Sugar How unashamedly inconsiderate of you to spoil this for those planning to watch the final 😡
I thought you were better than this, Simon.
All about the clicks. Selfish.
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@simonsquibb @bbcapprentice How unashamedly inconsiderate of you to spoil this for those planning to watch the final 😡
I thought you were better than this, Simon.
All about the clicks. Selfish.
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@RickHoff88 @ThorBjornsson_ The word derives from the flexing of muscles so no one cares about your shit pun
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@ThorBjornsson_ Horrible form…he’s not working th lats at all so it’s not really a flex (no pun intended)
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@HalfSpace_Genie @AliceTalksFooty I don’t throw insults around willynilly, they are reserved for the most imbecilic contributors only.
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@Second__Phase @AliceTalksFooty Insults now😂. Great. As for your question, obviously not
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@HalfSpace_Genie @AliceTalksFooty It’s easier than winning the Treble you utter moron.
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@Second__Phase @AliceTalksFooty Okay. If it’s so easy and all luck, someone should have done it before them.
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@HalfSpace_Genie @AliceTalksFooty You really are a clown.
They won both cup finals without scoring a goal, had the easiest CL final route in history and were lucky to take City to the final day.
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@AliceTalksFooty Except for Liverpool. They took that dream to the last day of the PL. That team deserves “greatest PL team of all time” shouts, just for keeping the quadruple dream alive the longest
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@DaNStroRau @MUFCDarren_ Yeh if only Bruno had a Dan James pass in his locker.
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@MUFCDarren_ I don't understand how James is the only player in our team who's been able to make those kind of passes for so many years...
Its not that hard, push the pass a little forward, with some bend to it, and there you have it. NONE of our players seem to be able to do this..
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Till this day I still don’t know why we sold Daniel james. Imagine him sending Sesko these crossings x.com/DataStepz/stat…
Darren@MUFCDarren_
Watching Dan James highlights rn. His crossings to Rashford and counter attacks Damn
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@realdongabriel @FrancisChipp Lol you might want to check these claims
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@FrancisChipp Quarterfinals Vs Barcelona 2018
Quarterfinals Vs Atletico Madrid 2022
You lack football knowledge
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Just a reminder, Manchester United haven’t played a Champions League knockout game in over 10 years
Nick Newell@_NickNewell_
Call me crazy. But apart from PSG. I think United could beat all these teams left in the Champions League. Have to keep Bruno next season.
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@JattoJoshua2 @AdamJoseph Henry did not have 20 open play assists, you’ve bought into the fake news.
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@AdamJoseph With 9 assist from set piece and 7 from open play, where a striker named Henry had 20 from open play, A kev had 17 open plays out of 20 even Ozil had 14 open plays out 19, miss me with that narrative
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@Cranes_04 @OluwaGbasten @footballontnt 😂 when does a passage of play become ‘open play’ then?
The bottom line is, that genius volleyed cross at Anfield is assist of the season.
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@OluwaGbasten @footballontnt Hope you know the first assist was from a corner situation
It wasn't an open play assist
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Dead ball specialist ✅
Nine of Bruno Fernandes’ 16 Premier League assists have come from set plays this season 🎯
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@banjo_bolaji @OluwaGbasten @footballontnt 😂 when does a passage of play become ‘open play’ then?
The bottom line is, that genius volleyed cross at Anfield is assist of the season.
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@OluwaGbasten @footballontnt The first one is definitely not open play
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@Ar_senalXtra_ Fancy including that genius volleyed cross at Anfield 😂😂😂 Not a single Arsenal player is capable of such wizardry.
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It’s actually worse when you look closer.
Bruno Fernandes has 9G/A from open play btw.
Meanwhile, 14 of his G/A are from penalties and corners. Something they have spent years telling us don’t count.
He shouldn’t be anywhere near that TOTS debates.
Arsenal Circuit@Arsenal_Circuit
🚨No way 11 of Bruno Fernandes’ 16 assists this season have come from corner kicks. And they want to give him Player of the Year ahead of players like Declan Rice, David Raya, Gabriel Magalhães and William Saliba that lead Arsenal to first title in 22years …..𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲
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@SkySportsPL @GNev2 Even Henry’s numbers are wrong. Campbell and Cygan both headed home Henry corners in 02/03 @Carra23
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@SkySportsPL Braino open play assists:
1.Maguire/LIV
2.Mount/WOL
3.Sesko/BUR
4.Mbeumo/MNC
5.Dorgu/ARS
6.Sesko/FUL
7.Sesko/PAL
8.Cunha/AVL
Either @SkySportsPL have imbeciles running the numbers or they’ve classed Braino’s genius volleyed cross @ Anfield as a set-piece assist. Disgrace @GNev2
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"He doesn't play football he thinks it" 🧠
Thierry Henry analyses Bruno Fernandes vs Aston Villa 🪄
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@SkySportsPL Campbell and Cygan scored from Henry corners in 02/03.
@SkySportsPL your statisticians need sacking.
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@AFC_Monty_ @Rory_Talks_Ball @jerzgunner Campbell and Cygan scored from Henry corners that season.
Don’t believe everything @SkySportsPL says. Their statisticians need to be sacked.
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@Rory_Talks_Ball @jerzgunner 20/20
He really is just the best to ever do it isn’t he?
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@advraiumair @UtdBloke_ He’s lucky to be anywhere fucking near it.
The giant viking twat NEVER produces anything in crunch games at the business end.
Even when City won the treble, he went missing in all the key matches from March onwards.
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Erling Haaland at 7th? 💀 Are we watching the same sport? The man is a literal cheat code, breaking records every weekend, and you put him behind a defender and a goalkeeper? 🇳🇴🤖 This isn't a list, it's a crime scene. Just admit you're bored of his greatness. If he’s 7th, then football is officially broken! 📉⚽ #PL #Haaland #MCFC #Robbery
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@Sjopinion10 Stick to the business/political side of football, please. You’re a great listen.
Leave the technical aspects of football to the footballing people.
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Oh dear Martin ffs
Did I say that old Keown lacks objectivity.
f@@k me backwards, he is the grand frommage of bias.
Football on TNT Sports@footballontnt
“For me it was a penalty.” Martin Keown gives his verdict on the decision that led to Arsenal’s spot kick. @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK
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