Jessica 🌊🇨🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

My ex from the 80s was named Popeye. He had muscles like Popeye, smoked a pipe, & his laugh was just like the cartoon character. He managed the band Frank Soda & the Imps. He drowned when he went alone fishing during a camping trip we took. #POPEYE

@SikhFeminist Oh my god have you not noticed who your president is

@AdameMedia Was? You seem to think it is over. It is happening because Trump wants it to. He had a feeling in his bones.

wtf was the point of this war man?

She wins the internet today 🤣🤣🤣

This seems kind of important. share.google/ZXhvPvVswamJKx…

@Mr_Husky1 Are you passing messages on to this woman?/ Or is this a made up story again?

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@ceraliza Enjoying yourself, are you

My boyfriend washed dishes and I haven’t said anything about it. He’s said “wow this kitchen looks spotless” twice since 8am

Why is this guy starting wars—and why isn’t he in jail? Don't stop talking about the Epstein files. Don't stop talking about the Epstein files.

@FalconryFinance I'm really sick of videos like this that show you something you want to know more about but no country is listed, no detail, nothing -- and they don't read or respond to replies. It's bullshit like this that puts me closer than ever to quitting social media.

we are all so fucking lucky

@MichaelARothman WTF this clip is years old does not apply to the current case. Are you deliberately trying to confuse people?

𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗠𝗔𝗗𝗘 𝗔 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠 𝗡𝗢 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗧 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗩𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 Prince Harry just gave a BBC interview after losing his security appeal — for the third time — and the self-pity has reached a new level. His biggest claim: that the British royal family "signaled to every single government around the world not to protect us." 𝗡𝗼 𝗴𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝗻𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. It's his inference. He's presenting a grievance as a fact. Here's what IS fact: In January 2020, Harry and Meghan announced — without consulting the rest of the royal family — that they were stepping back from royal duties. William was blindsided. The Palace was blindsided. The Queen was blindsided. They proposed a half-in, half-out deal. It was rejected. They moved to California, signed a Netflix deal, gave the Oprah interview, and Harry published a memoir that aired every private family conflict he could remember. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗽𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. The court's verdict was blunt: the judge ruled that Harry's "sense of grievance" had failed to translate into a legal argument. To be fair — the security threats Harry faces are real and documented. Al-Qaeda published material calling for his assassination. That's not nothing. And his military service, two tours in Afghanistan, founding the Invictus Games — that's genuine. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗽𝗶𝗲𝗰𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻. He chose to leave. The consequences followed. Buckingham Palace said it best after the ruling: "All of these issues have been examined repeatedly and meticulously by the courts, with the same conclusion reached on each occasion." You don't get to burn the house down and then demand the family keep paying your security bill.

@WorkElizab Oh, that's definitely got a ghost! Keep it!

I found this beautiful vintage dresser with mirror at a garage sale last weekend… it had to come home with me 😍 Should I paint it or keep it as is?

@imriona All my life I thought soap actually CLEANED. It does not. I learned during the pandemic the reason they use bar soap is you get the suds, and the suds lift and remove bacteria, especially when you scrub.

i understand now why people bathe w/ bar soap instead of body wash

@lilbabygandhi I read the trigger was that he saw a picture of her arm in arm with another man when he thought they were exclusive. Maybe this was after the settlement?

And then she made Anthony Bourdain pay off the child she slept with and it made him so ashamed he hung himself

@mark_slapinski Because Trump felt like it. And because he got roped in by Netanyahu.

I'm still confused. Why is America BOMBING Iran again?!

Ivana Trump passed away on July 14, 2022, after falling down the stairs, just one day before she was scheduled to testify in a civil investigation into the Trump Organization’s finances. Doesn’t seem coincidental at all… 👀

@MarinaPurkiss Are you not American? You seem to think you are helpless.

This lunatic needs a strait-jacket… Is anyone going to stop him, or are we just going to let him bring the whole world down with him?

@usanewshq That's not a wardrobe malfunction looks to me she just didn't bother to wear underwear

A tennis star is going viral after an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction during her serve

@DamianLow3 Yes

Will Congress really let the world economy collapse and let chaos reign because they’re afraid to stand up to a petulant 79 year old?

@BestMovieMom I don't think they Academy wanted Timothy or Leo to win. Too bad it wasn't Ethan, he's been acting a lot longer.

I still can’t believe he won the Oscar. It’s really not the kind of performance the Academy usually rewards. It’s great to see an action performance recognized, but I still wonder why they made that choice.

@ShutupLyle This is a joke, I'm sure.....

My daughter is interested in getting into smoking cigarettes (for weight loss) does anybody have any recommendations for beginner cigarettes that won’t make her cough too much? She hasn’t been taking to the Marlboro Reds. She’s 11