Seth Abramson

(📣|🧵) ANNOUNCEMENT: At midnight, my new album BILLIONAIRES drops on streaming platforms. It’s a concept LP aimed at the predators who got us into Iran, are behind the Epstein Files and are killing America. It’s also a dance album. Samples are below. Hope you’ll spread the word!

(📣|🧵) ANNOUNCEMENT: At midnight, my new album BILLIONAIRES drops on streaming platforms. It’s a concept LP aimed at the predators who got us into Iran, are behind the Epstein Files and are killing America. It’s also a dance album. Samples are below. Hope you’ll spread the word!

And by the way, I do not blame the player whatsoever, this sort of entitled attitude is 100% on the coaching staff

It remains unlikely, but there is certainly a chance this becomes one of the most infamous quotes in sports history and is cited by analysts as how not to approach any sporting event for decades to come

Of course, on the other side of the ledger, the team I ruefully picked to win it all (a team I detest) is down by 11 at halftime to a 16 seed (and to be very clear, I will be rooting enthusiastically for that 16 seed for the entire second half)

I swear to God I would've picked High Point in my pool but I just couldn't pick against my alma mater One of the few times being a Badger came back to bite me

Great cover

5/ Hounds on YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCRptc…

4/ Hounds, “Billionism” (first time posted online). The album is 11 tracks in total, and runs ~1 hour. It can be bought on Apple Music, streamed everywhere, and listened to for free (starting at midnight) on YouTube at the Hounds page (link in next post). youtube.com/watch?v=iUI8fg…

3/ Hounds, “Knockabout” (Club Mix): youtube.com/watch?v=tpf2Ml…

2/ Hounds, “Mighty Maker”: youtube.com/watch?v=NrYQi_…

1/ Hounds, “Billionaires”: youtube.com/watch?v=7CIns3…

In answer to your inevitable question: yes, that is a real quote

Just testing ChatGPT to confirm that it's infinitely more accurate than Grok. All tests passed.

BREAKING NEWS: We Did It, Everyone, We Managed to Lose Our Democracy

(PS) The joys of live television, everyone—it’s midnight TOMORROW (Thursday). Life is weird and sometimes you lose track of the days.