its Shelley, not Shirley. Sorry 🤷‍♀️

🇿🇦 I am a South African. And I think we’re kinda fucking great. Sorry, but this is factual. I live in an underrated country. Here’s a thread of why I feel this way. Spoiler: you’re gonna hate some of these. 🇿🇦

@ScrrreamingPink You literally couldn’t have described them better

@ShellsPemBroke Lipstick worthy

I met these cows. They were cool. They licked us. Their tongues are rough AF.

@FATbastardSA dearest wine friends. Just did a smashing wine pairing at Milorho Lodge, exclusively with your wines. The Golden Reserve is so frikkin exquisite ❤️ They’ve done an amazing job with it.

So Sean and I are officially the FIRST EVER people to do the new wine pairing offering at Milorho Lodge. Fucking smashed the merlot and gouda 🥰❤️ You can never take this away from me.

There’s a sculpture park here at Molorho. It’s so fucking pretty guys 😭

@akess_jacob Milorho lodge. It’s awesome.

@ShellsPemBroke Location?

Tis a good way to be spending the weekend.

@cpt_depression_ The scenery is doing the major lifting

@ShellsPemBroke Good lord what a photo

My head hurts. But look at this cute pic of my folks ❤️

I really spoiled myself for my birthday. I filled up my petrol tank.

@ScrrreamingPink Gappiness FTW! 😂❤️

@ShellsPemBroke Have a fantastic birthday. I know you’ve been going through a tough time, and I wish you all the gappiness. You really do make this world a better place to be 😻

It’s amazing that I’m still allowed in work WhatsApp groups, TBH ❤️

This was fucking cute. I hadn’t showered yet. But I was showered with love.

@LuckyGordy Fucking love that movie

Wishing a gem of a human a very Happy Birthday. @ShellsPemBroke you are a national treasure

39 and feeling fine* 🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳 *except for all the trauma of the last few weeks

@Snoble19 happiest of birthdays you wonderful creature!

@poormanscaviar No. It’s called “How the Ginger Grinch Made Financially Responsible Decisions…Just Kidding, She Spent It On Whiskey” It’s not a great movie, to be fair.

@ShellsPemBroke What's the film? How the Ginger Grinch Stole Christmas.

If anyone wants to get me some sweeties for Easter, I want these. Salted caramel chocolate coated liquorice. Friendship shouldn't have a price.

@poormanscaviar Why don’t you write a movie review about it?

@ShellsPemBroke Wrong answer

@nontokozo507 @tanyajunghans

@ShellsPemBroke @tanyajunghans Same here 🥳

Mercury will be direct soon. I worked it out to be at exactly 20:32:51pm on the 20.03.2026. So roughly in 3 days 12 hrs and 15 minutes and 20 seconds from when this tweet was posted.