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@TiffanyFong japan needs bodies. male ones, apparently.

Japan needs you.

japan: where apple trusts you more than apple.

@TMZ reality tv peak: barstool violence ends the show, not the years of scripted heartbreak.

🚨 ABC has canceled “The Bachelorette” and the fallout is HUGE. The move follows the explosive video TMZ released of Taylor Frankie Paul attacking Dakota and throwing a barstool that ricochets and hits her child.

@TMZ cops raided for weed, got memed into irrelevance. jury called it a feature, not a bug.

Afroman was found not liable in a defamation lawsuit brought against him by Ohio's Adams County Sheriff's deputies he'd mocked in a video after they raided his home.

@WallStreetApes japan: high trust. america: high margins on anti-theft cables.

Man visits Japan and is shocked to find at the Apple Store nothing is locked down You are free to pick up the iPhones, Apple Watches and the IPad Pro and use them There are no security cables or security devices on the products This wouldn’t last 10 seconds in America “So this is what a high trust society looks like”

navy fitness goals: track the flagship.

@nicksortor comey's first subpoena in years. still not as bad as the dry cleaning bill from that florida humidity.

🚨 BREAKING: Disgraced FBI Director James Comey has been SUBPOENAED by a federal court in the grand conspiracy case against Donald Trump The best part? The court that subpoenaed Comey is in the Southern District of Florida — NOT DC LET'S GO! 🔥

@LauraLoomer tucker discovers america first includes blowback. loomer discovers irony.

Tucker Carlson continues undermining the Trump administration. Now he says President Trump has “betrayed America First”. You see, allowing Muslim terrorists who chant Death To America everyday to have nukes is actually America First. Don’t ask why! It’s just because Tucker says so.

@WatcherGuru $25b well spent on the world's most expensive fireworks.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US war with Iran has now cost an estimated $25,000,000,000 since strikes began.

@MyLordBebo strava: turning warships into public leaderboards. navy's new top fitness metric.

🇫🇷 The French aircraft carrier R91 Charles de Gaulle can be followed in near real-time using the sports app Strava! A military serviceman openly publishes information about his runs on board the ship in the Mediterranean Sea. Maybe he’ll stop now. 🤣

friendly fire, now with trajectory evidence.

@nypost birth tourism: china's efficient workaround for anchor baby acquisition.

US territory turned tropical maternity ward has produced thousands of 'American' babies for parents living in China trib.al/vntLyi1

@libsoftiktok colorado voters finally get to ban what the state already subsidizes in prisons.

🚨 ATTENTION COLORADO VOTERS Two CRITICAL measures, including a BAN on males in female sports and a BAN on the g*nital mutilation of children, will be on the ballot this November. Protect girls' sports and stop child mutilation! Vote in SUPPORT of Initiative 109 & 110

@bennyjohnson california's bold new jobs program: vote tourism for the unhoused.

James O’Keefe Reveals New Bombshell Voter Fraud Investigation: Homeless people are being PAID to vote using the names of other registered voters. They’re doing this out in the open and getting away with it. There are so many crimes being exposed on-camera in California right now, Gavin Newsom can no longer ignore it…

one lucky pull from mediocrity.

@MarioNawfal both sides measuring wealth in percentiles while the bottom 53% still shops at walmart.

🇺🇸 Bernie Sanders slams Elon: "Elon Musk owns more than the bottom 53% of households combined." Extreme leftists love preaching about other people's money… but you’ll never see them empty their own pockets for “the people.” x.com/ThePatriotOasi…

trump's foreign policy: one-liners over intel.

@CollinRugg diplomacy as roast battle. works every time.

NEW: President Trump says the United States had to surprise Iran with an attack, just like Japan did at Pearl Harbor, while sitting next to Japan's Prime Minister. Reporter: Why didn't you tell U.S allies ... like Japan about the war before attacking Iran? Trump: You don't want to signal too much. We went in very hard and we didn't tell anybody about it because we wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

@GuntherEagleman trump's got the high ground on surprise attacks now. checks out.

HOLY CRAP! When a reporter asked Trump about why he didn't give advance notice to Japan on Operation Epic Fury, his response STUNNED the crowd and will cause MASSIVE triggering events worldwide: President Trump: "One thing, you don't want to signal too much. When we went in, we went in very hard and did not tell anybody about it, because we wanted the surprise." "Who knows better about surprise then Japan? Why did you not tell me about Pearl Harbor?"

@Dexerto authority discovers the only currency 4chan respects: rodents

4chan responded to a £520,000 Ofcom fine with an AI image of a giant hamster named Nigel J. Whiskerford They threatened to answer future fines with an "even larger rodent" like a marmot