Maya the Bee 🐝

@sainsburys @sainsburys This has just appeared on the site. If this was planned downtime, it was an epic communications fail. If unplanned, your message is untrue.

@sainsburys Your groceries' site has been down for about half an hour. Just over two hours left to amend order for tomorrow. It doesn't look like I'm the only one. Please provide us all with a service update.

@FartyCheddarCat Big, belated happy birthday hamz 😘

It my happy birdie day Now seben years I be I be big and I be fearse And all da ham's for me! #CheddarPoetry #BirdieDay #Birthday #IFearseLion #7YearsOld #FiggyFinksItHisBirdieDayToo #Ham #StillNoFin

We owe it to them: all our female ancestors who were denied that democratic right. Patriarchal forces still attempt to hold us back by pushing apathy, telling us that “politicians are all the same”. They’re not - and you have the right to choose, to vote from the heart, for our future, for all our children - and to make your voice and your vote count.

@MarianKeyes Mammy Keyes is an icon. A PR and style maven. The button/fabric choices for her coat are joyous.

@DreyfusJames @LessGrumpy Please don't; we need oases of sanity in this blighted world. Hobbes is a bonus, but I'm here for the genuine commentary.

@LessGrumpy I really should just bugger off, frankly….😉

Please don’t come at me with ‘you’re left-wing’, ‘you’re right-wing’,’ you’re this, you’re that’, etc. This is all utterly meaningless & obsolete in the year 2024. I follow accounts I don’t agree with, accounts I do, accounts I really have no idea about. That’s how I assemble an opinion on subjects. An echo chamber is of NO interest to me. If you’re blocked, it’s 99% because you’ve been a rude tosser. I have NO obligation to listen to you. Zero. I’m only interested in people who’ll do the RIGHT thing. The people who’ll put the victim above the perpetrator. The underdog above the bullies. The people who stand firm in their beliefs, when all around them fold, like wet cardboard. That’s all I’m interested in. So please. I know some of you can only comprehend a world where we are compartmentalised into separate, pretty boxes. But please don’t assume we’re all quite as vacuous. Message endz. 😉😃

@LakotaMan1 Very much so!

@ruskin147 Sophie is doing so well! Very brave going for a street walk.

The prof and #sophiefromromania out early on a walk while I head for my Pilates class

@Littlest79 😆

Who decided “bitey” was a suitable descriptor for cheese?

@scruffy_jack Sweet dreams, Jack. Much loved at home and adored from afar by the tweetieverse 🐾✨

Dear Tweety Friends Jack died as I held him & told him he was the bestest boy in the whole world ever He went 🌈 very peacefully & easily. It was time. So goodbye my beautiful idiot floofy boy Rest easy now, my Scruffy Jack I’ll love you forever xxx😻🐾❤️💔😿

@MediaWeasel Love and pawsitive vibes 🐾💌

Harris, my sweet wee tabby, in overnight as an emergency. Either a stroke or a tumour, the vet says. Keeping my phone on for updates. He's in the best hands and I'm hoping for the best, but such a punch to the solar plexus.

@ruskin147 Adorable!

Finally #sophiefromromania has perfected the Prof’s exercise routine

@MarianKeyes No-one will let on, you'll be fine. She's got a good pose going and is working the groomed casual look - she's gorgeous!

@Sorrelish I can see why you were drawn in. Is there any other merch featuring his work that you could satisfy your brain with?

@Sorrelish I just did a quick search for coral reef fabric and there are lots of options. Choose your own fabric and pattern and you won't have to compromise 🪸🐚

@MrTtheTaco @PickliciousF

@PickliciousF You misspelled ‘flabbiest’.

World’s happiest girl!

I think once a week I'm going to ask you, my wonderful followers, to kindly retweet a specific photo.🙏 This is to help my account be seen by the people who actually follow me!🐦 So if you follow me & you see this 'Wren & ivy' pic, please retweet it. 🙏😊🐦 Thank you! ♥️

@AndyWoodturner Imagine how he'll feel at sunrise tomorrow 🤯

Oldie's brother and wife have come over from Wales to stay until after the funeral. At 4.15 he said, "Is it me, or is it going dark?" Er...yeah. Sunset. You have that in Wales, but it's later than here. "Is it! I thought it was the same everywhere!" SFMOG

@Liz_ORiordan Snake oil salespeople continue to thrive. Boggling that they maintain a foothold in the face of verifiable medical research. What a horrible and distasteful thing for you to receive.

So I’ve been challenged to attend this event - at £80 a ticket - run by a woman who offended my mum when she was having chemo. I will stick to evidence-based science and avoid people selling books and courses that claim to cure cancer better than traditional oncologists

@LuxuryMoon @AlisonMoyet @krakenbun Girls - and boys - can look how they want. They always had to stand up for themselves and need to do it now too. Shouldn't have to, but there are always a-holes out there.

@AlisonMoyet @krakenbun ❤️ Loved it when this was the look of a girly girl and girls were free to have any look they wanted .

Alf. 40 odd years ago. Just being a girly girl.