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@JoJo95021324 That's one way to end it. Unpleasant, but confident. Wouldn't be my primary choice, though

think I will just take viagra and meth, get aids and fucking die

@JoJo95021324 Hm. Fatness is a spectrum, while suicide is a binary and final choice. I personally would try my luck finding the golden balance of the heartily plump women

can’t bone someone unless I’m comfortable with them, not comfortable with them unless it’s non platonic. so yeah basically it’s impossible for me to be gay so I think I’ll just have to delegate myself to suicide or fat women, can’t decide which is worse

@Mymuxam I am equally as delighted to use it when I can. Thank you for making it

Brings joy to my heart to see my shitty drawing reposted.

@cutyourtrachea Welp, alright then. Guess it's what they call a "hurt/comfort" tag or whatever...

@Strange_Pugalo yes! do it as tenderly as you please

i'm gonna need you to hurt me really bad. no time to explain just do it man. no i promise it'll be okay

@zefenaro @webshizo До него может и из-за двачеров доползло, тут уже хуй знает

@zefenaro @webshizo Объясню подробнее. Автор книги был админом популярной в своё время группы ВК - "ВЛП" называлась. Там он крайне активно рекламировал и книгу, и саму вселенную, что и привело к дальнейшей популяризации и созданию отдельного сообщества Самосбора и рекламе/коллабам с другими группами

ЫАААА САМОСБОР ДВАЧ ДВАЧ ИМИДЖБОРДЫ УУУУУ БУГУРТ ТРЕДЫ, ГИГАХРУЩ, Я ТАКОЙ НИШЕВЫЙ ЫЭЭЭЭЭ ПАСМАТРИТЕ БЛИН КАПЕЕЕЕЕЦ

@PanzerHexer @RealJohnShepSR1 @OhDoughPlays The frankenstein that is the Chinese Assault Rifle is especially interesting, since a real-life kit for it was made. I believe it was featured on Forgotten Weapons as an April Fools' episode a few years back

@RealJohnShepSR1 @OhDoughPlays They used to cook so hard

It will never not be niche to hyperfocus in realism. Cool weapon designs > realistic ones 9 times out of 10.

@jiaqiubuttlickr Second one is practically this

meursault now has 2 new expressions…

@Groddyhitter I want to get into a fistfight for zero carnal reasons, I'm just retarded and need a stress outlet (if I manage to win it's also an ego boost). Caressing and cradling someone affectionately though? Massive turn-on

My biggest turn on? Love. (and also hitting guys in the face really hard)

@AEn1ma__ @Okabe_Rintar0IF Wrong, people do in fact care, since there are always discussions and jokes about one or another dumb "cool" gun design. Grounded guns will always be better than gaudy and flashy nonsense. Morita and M41A even had functioning blank-firing props for the movies they were in.

@Okabe_Rintar0IF the primary reason why video game guns make no sense is literally just because nobody cares. The designers are hired to make something that looks cool and not realistic.

Imagine if firearm concept artists actually knew how firearms work instead of making things that resemble guns

@solitaryoaks What happened

@azukeili It's okay, guys, Lucio is doing pull-ups and beating his PR (Valencina finally impressed, just processing it)

I gently opened the door

@Groddyhitter @solitaryoaks I can be the worker of the month

@solitaryoaks The liver is the CEO

Imagine if it was a job to day drink

@cutyourtrachea I mean that's exactly who I looked like back in 2021

I couldn't make anything resembling myself on there so I'll just cut a close-up out of my recent autoportrait and pretend that's it

@Groddyhitter @cutyourtrachea 0. Way too sober

@cutyourtrachea On a scale of 1-10 how drunk are you rn

@JoJo95021324 I tried that thing but no option can possibly match my "homophobic tweaker" vibe or my hair

this is the closest any of you insane freaks is going to get to my actual appearance. I am black Irish scum and god have mercy on me

@Strange_Pugalo your birthright is pain