Dick Clark

Next year, if my vehicle were Eli Whitney, it would invent the cotton gin

Reporter: Why didn't you tell allies about the war before attacking Iran? Trump: We wanted it to be a surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

@wxbrad Last time I was in the shaded area I was sporting a Force jersey and carrying an autograph book

Meteorite hunters are all looking for treasure now that NASA says was a small asteroid over Northeast Ohio yesterday. NASA Meteoroid Environment Office finds that this was a 2m diameter object weighing around 6 metric tons - more of a small asteroid than a large meteoroid. This is the map of the potential strewn field of rocks/meteorites to be found, and look at the small town of Copley, Ohio, that's my hometown, where I grew up. :-) #ohwx

This tweet got me blocked. That's a good sign, right @CLT_Suburbia ?

@NSABRH @cremieuxrecueil @3YearLetterman We literally have to abide by what the greatest US president says

@cremieuxrecueil @3YearLetterman

Map of people Benjamin Franklin confirmed as White

@BenSasse The human brain is best served by concentrating on the concept as it's being delivered and not being distracted by a menial task like note taking.

the brain is a muscle. We gotta work it —>

@berkie1 @CLTdevelopment I fixed the scale for you. I'm sure it was an innocent mistake

In Massachusetts, more than half of all single-family zoned land requires at least 40,000 square feet to build a single home, about the same size as an NFL field.

@DHSgov I heard the food is WONDERFUL.

Home is just a few clicks away! Take advantage of the historic and generous CBP Home Deal we are offering to illegal aliens — a $2,600 exit bonus AND a free flight to your home country: DHS.GOV/CBPHOME

@WBTV_News I can't believe she lied. What's the world coming to

The North Carolina mom allegedly lied to police about where her car was. Full story: gogl.to/42VP

@NoLyingFacts @historyinmemes The cause of humanity's extinction will be idiots who don't know words like extinction

@historyinmemes Humans are the worst species by far and their instinction will be by their own making, without a doubt

The Steller's sea cow was hunted to extinction because they were friendly to humans...

@walls_jason1 @NathanMcNulty @kenny5alive

Yesterday Mark Cuban reposted my work, DM'd me, and told me to keep telling my story. So here it is. I'm a Master Electrician. IBEW Local 369. 15 years pulling wire in Kentucky. Zero coding background. I didn't go to Stanford. I went to trade school. Every week I'd show up to a home where someone just bought a Tesla or a Rivian. And every time, someone had already told them they needed a $3,000-$5,000 panel upgrade to install a charger. 70% of the time? They didn't need it. The math is in the NEC — Section 220.82. Load calculations. But nobody was doing them for homeowners. Electricians upsell. Dealers don't know. And the homeowner just pays. I got angry enough to build something about it. I found @claudeai. No coding experience. I just started talking to it like I'd explain a job to an apprentice. "Here's how load calcs work. Here's the NEC code. Now help me build a tool that does this." 6 months later — @ChargeRight is live. Real software. Stripe payments. PDF reports. NEC 220.82 calculations automated. $12.99 instead of a $500 truck roll. I'm still pulling wire. I still take service calls. I wake up at 5:05 AM for work. But something shifted. Yesterday @vivilinsv published my story as Claude Builder Spotlight #1. Mark Cuban saw it. The Claude community showed up. And for the first time, I felt like this thing I built in my kitchen might actually matter. I'm not a tech founder. I'm a dad who wants to coach little league and be home for dinner. I just happened to build something that helps people. If you're in the trades and thinking about using AI — do it. The barrier isn't technical skill. It's believing you're allowed to try. EVchargeright.com

@cremieuxrecueil Free hat good sign. Regular at a coffee shop bad sign

Coffee shop I'm a regular at gave me a hat that just says COFFEE in all caps on it. Good or bad sign?

Starting the regimen. Must be pine. #pollen

Happy International Women's Day everybody.

@TW8170 @BourbEnthusiasm What'd it set you back?

Hey @BourbEnthusiasm this any good? Apparently a local liquor store found it in the back. 1998 distilled Wild Turkey released in 2014. Hand selected by Jimmy Russel. I figured I’d give it a shot. Closest I’ll ever come to just finding Pappy 15 sitting on the shelf.

@BourbEnthusiasm No. I still haven't forgiven knob Creek for the maple fiasco

I still haven’t tried this one! Has anyone else?

@cremieuxrecueil Teaching a fish to swim

What's a good term for when someone tries to lecture you on something you're the only real expert on, like lecturing you about the meaning of labels on a chart you made, or telling you what the author meant by something you wrote?

@Hunt_Saenz @JoeBrunoWSOC9 @wsoctv Collins is the only competent candidate.

With 167 of 195 precincts reporting, Mecklenburg Co. Sheriff Garry McFadden leads Ricky Robbins by 2,561 votes. Rodney Collins is in third place right now. @wsoctv

@BourbEnthusiasm I support 🇮🇱

What say you, Twitter?

In the Islamic Calendar, today is the 11th day of the 9th month. 9/11 It’s payback time for all of you Islamic terrorists. President Trump carried out strikes on Iran on 9/11 during Ramadan. He’s an absolute genius. Rest in piss, @khamenei_ir!