Swoop Luke

I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras. RIP. 🙏

@thedose__ not crying, stating the facts. do they not love a 50m for the crows? didnt say they were wrong hahah. rankine kicked a great goal and has done a lot of work in the pride space upon his return, proud of him :) you could take a leaf out of his book x

@SwoopLuke still crying? enjoy izak’s return tonight!

mate, the umpires love a 50m penalty in favour of the crows 😂

@WCE92940618 vic biased? lmao i live in vic so it kinda makes sense 🤣

@SwoopLuke U are so vic biased more than ever in the last 12’months

@EmlynBreese hey hey! just saw this pop up on my feed and the site is absolutely fantastic! i've got a few q's about it tho, are we able to chat? great job on this btw!

i50 data for #AFLCrowsDogs now loaded up (delay due to a good Slay the Spire run) Dogs not exactly clean in Q4, 14 kicks into f50 at 0% retention (I count spoils etc as neutral ball, as retention/turnover is due to fwd/def ground ball not the kicker) charting.football/i50/?matchName…

@GlennJBirrell show me the ruling from the laws of the game, i can't find it anywhere on here play.afl/sites/default/…

@SwoopLuke Try again Lukey. You can leave the field of play anywhere injured or not you just can’t come back on. Ah Chee could have done this.

needs to be a rule that if a player is injured and requires trainers to walk them off, they should be allowed to exit ANYWHERE on the field and another player come on the ground. ah chee walking through the middle of the ground is 1. dangerous and 2. a disadvantage to the crows

@GlennJBirrell tram got to your head, glenn? there isn’t unless it’s a stretcher

@SwoopLuke Needs to be a rule!! There is.

@ItsReallyChe nah, just pointing out soething that's factually correct

@SwoopLuke Still 🧂 from last week🤣😭

why’ve they put the whistle away? 😂

we do love big butts, gerard 😂😂

HUGE — For Collingwood’s R3 game against the Giants next Friday at Marvel stadium - $27 tickets for remaining inventory on Level 1 and 3, $8 mid strength beer pre-game and $3 pies 🥧 SEE YA THERE MAGPIE ARMY 🖤🤍

Corporate Australia has ruined the banner #AFLHawksSwans

@crow_paul8725 😅😅

@SwoopLuke New HIA protocols is you good to go? Yep no worries

that’s a week for newcombe

@_BradleyWilliam thanks legend 🫶🏼

@SwoopLuke hold for now if it's just 1-2 weeks, remove if it's any longer or reinjury occurs. Upside is there, if he's back on the park soon.

i'm tired, bro. do i need to get rid of hayden young out of all my fantasy teams? 🫩

When my old man was reported for the only time in his 403 game career, for striking Nankervis, by umpire Neville Nash - at the tribunal Nash overheard Tribunal chair Jack Gaffney mutter under his breath "he's an ornament to the game". And with that KB was found not guilty.

Nick Daicos after leaving Melbourne for Tasmania.

for the love of god have just ONE bye week 😭