DAYLIGHT ROBBER STOLE MY JERSEY

Listen. Very. Carefully.

Bro casually crafted the greatest superhero theme of all time

may 1st, 2026

friday...

@Cryptic4KQual But imagine the loot the creature drops upon death?

top 5 horror movies -having a job -not having a job -applying for jobs -the job market -the concept of working my whole life

Me reading the "entry level" job requirements:

So show your enemies who is boss by stopping insecurity

Nigga, who let you out of the plantation?

@Tappy__Larry Esq sir

Hate when I have to sit through a really long judgement and the Judge doesn't even try to be audible

When Ghanaians were attacked in South Africa, we saw their president speak up. In Nigeria? Silence. Na “City Boy Movement,” “Renewed Hopelessness,” and how to scatter ADC. It’s like, if you like die, if you like live. And he’s still asking Nigerians to try him for another four years. No be juju be that?

“how far bro, i fit see 2-”

how do people do this for 70 years

so many times i’ve had people in my life try to tell me to stop listening to sad music when i’m already sad/depressed/going through the motions, but it truly feels like being understood by someone, that someone is saying the words you can’t find

this adult shit is ass

Its that time, Que Sera Sera #FROMily

getting something you really want in your dream and then waking up to nothing

Omo be like I go speak up oo.. coz if this man kpai , coz I no fit afford anybody burial like this.. School fees I never pay Money I no get Now dem de call me from house say my old man dey down.. he never waka since 1 week and there's a possibility he might need surgery.