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@LazyUpdateDan @Tectone @davetron Yes because slamming 30 might in one turn is creating a good meta

@Tectone @davetron bans create a bad meta Limit the cards or dont touch it.

Hey Riftbounders! TL;DR (more in the thread - 1/11) 1: We're discussing card bans in the near future based on overly-dominant play patterns, but none to announce today, nor an expected date for bans. 2: Expect a separate rules update on 3/30 for the new mechanics being introduced in our next Set, Unleashed, as well as a few clarities around penalties, judge rewind, edge cases, and more. Read on for more!

@MarthineauB @davetron You are low iq please never type anything

@davetron Set 2 already talk about bans ... People should try to be better instead of crying

@Ahkiyyini @playriftbound Actually the dumbest take I read all week.

@playriftbound Yeah! The crybabies have won, we're only in set 2 and you already validate bans. 😑

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@Maniacoakz @davetron Do you understand that miracle is pushing people away from the game, we need key bans like called shot out.

@davetron Do not make same mistake as LoR and appeal to loud minority crying for bans. Especially for pro skewed strategies which increase game difficulty. This is why myself and many others quit LoR.

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Evangelical pastor John Hagee, chairman of Christians United for Israel (CUFI): Jews “are above all people on the face of the Earth — including the United States of America.”

@aggresiagg How did you feel about cutting retreats

I didn't lose to a single Irelia player at Vegas Regionals. I’m keeping my Set 2 Kai'sa guide free so you can learn exactly how I handled the matchup. Full breakdown here: mfy.gg/guides/view/be… #Riftbound #Kaisa #RiftboundVegas

@simplywojtek Mid range or aura?

Mission accomplished 11-2

@Scearpo Good insight, sadly millions will die until the masses get it

Goonbait is a really funny word because it resembles something an orc-like medieval peasant would concoct. It's a great example of zoomer pidgin, a blunt instrument directly alluding to the subtext of its meaning. Recent enough to avoid being draped in translative pretension, aged in meme culture just long enough to ferment into biological legitimacy. The word goonbait upsets women because it rips away a delicate curtain of deniability which has upheld the economy of casual sex for the last century or so. None of the women defending the open tongued Olympian here are part of her generation. They question why "Porn addicts have to sexualize everything" because they're operating from a framework that depends on upholding the structure of civility the term violates. They're either ignorant of the signalling or complicit in trying to normalize it as a nonsexual expression. Truthfully, enough time has passed that young kids are probably now imitating ahaego face without care or context to its pornographic origins. I'm not sure whether that's what this girl is doing and I don't care. She stopped being a person the moment she went viral, she doesn't exist anywhere in the physical world. She is now a totem to be wrestled over by the eternal war between genders, a symbol to be contorted as the avatar of every girl who ever stuck her tongue out. What makes the subject so fascinating is that you're witnessing the first post-cultural-collapse culture rediscovering the civilization frameworks through first principle. When all women are institutionally invigorated to perform and signal pornographically whether they realize it or not, the male contingent will respond with a masturbational antithesis. The 'bait' is the crucial element that's missing from the female critique of goonbait as a word. The term implies a sirenistic connotation. The goon term even denotes an implication of loss of vitality, gooning being an emergent satirical antithesis to the esoteric semen retention discourse. What women think is happening is that men are sexualizing a young girl. What's actually happening is that men are instinctively critiquing a young girl unconsciously sexualizing herself through an innocuous expression, and by extension, critiquing the steady decline of societal standards that has been occurring since at least the 18th century. When women lambast all men over the actions of some, it's because they're stupid and incapable of delineating between sentient men and baser animals. It's also because defending their own promiscuity signals would force them into an uncomfortable headspace, self-reflection is a traumatic action for women. What do you think would happen if you take an organism with a soul caliber somewhere between a small child and a dog and force it to reckon with an understanding that literally everything it does is wrong and harmful because evil goblins inside of wicked towers convinced its past seven generations of mothers, grandmothers, and so on to harm themselves and teach their children to do the same? Its tiny little head would explode from a stress aneurysm. That's what you do to women every time you use words like goonbait. I mean shit, even the act of wearing a t-shirt in public in the 1940s is the equivalent of walking around in your underwear today. Like, I'm sorry you're the modern equivalent of a medieval peasant whore in a burlap bag, I'm basically poisoned and retarded too. We're both victims. The thing is, I'm not wearing spandex pants to show off my dick print and I at least know to be ashamed of my vices. That's why internet chuds invented words like goonbait in the first place, they're a stark reminder of degradation, a can of gasoline being poured into the fire so that God gets mad enough to flood the earth again. Women just need to understand that you would be much happier if: - You didn't get to vote - You weren't allowed to drive - You're forbidden from working - You were never allowed to learn how to read - Every decision was made for you by a man

@Rhobalasv2 @SolaryTV Did you ended up playing control or mid range?

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@Xenoimpulse @Starfighter_22 Dumb take, the regime is sending their oil to our refineries and releasing political prisoners. WE did change it and its aligning to our interest. If we did what we did in Iraq, we would create a power vacuum and hurt our interest. We want stability and hemispheric defense.

@Starfighter_22 @TasdasdRandom Maduro serves as the opposite, we literally have achieved nothing in Venezuela to the point that the socialists are still fully in power.

direct result of US actions against them.

@10837wndhjk This doesn’t change the economic or military reality of Canada. You are asking for hostility not less if you move closer to China, and it will be met with future action. Canadian likes this live delusional land.

American response honestly might reinforce that Carney did the correct thing. Incredibly belligerent neighbour

@TallbarFIN But we are the future of western world?

USA, even with all your military power, you look smaller and weaker than ever. Your president is the most hated person in the world and your national decline is like reality-TV. MAGA seems to think they can go against the whole world, they are destroying the future of America.

@BorgarLovar No the threat of military will. The U.S. has vassals not allies. The US is the western hemisphere and EU sovereign, if you don’t get that you are not a serious person.

Biomatter thinks His countrys Military can solve all Problems

@Osteopocalypse @Xenoimpulse Can you only repeat low iq talking points? China disappears bishop that aren’t sanction by the CCP. It’s insane to compare the US to CHINA

@TasdasdRandom @Xenoimpulse Pedo president, threatened out sovereignty, entire regime just a bunch of mouthbreathers with lots of cash. Yeah idk. I dont love china but theyre a far more stable bet as an ally right now bud. Yall are making china look like a free country with the way youre headed.

@GripenNews Europoors need to learn their place in this new world, we own you ❤️

Being a European today basically means having a pretty excellent day until around 5 pm when the White House starts posting the dumbest shit you've ever had the misfortune to read. Every. Damn. Day.

@mattxiv It’s called I like exploiting my “friends death” for money. The ultimate gift, say more shocking things and keep the grift going.

what stage of grief is this

@IGotLocked13 Maybe some activities don’t need a return, and I can just do it because it’s fun.

I'm 32. I don't.

@IGotLocked13 Performative, cant even give good self improvement slop. They always repeat same line, I wish didn’t play games, I wish I studied harder and etc.

@AdameMedia People that are saying this, are not serious people.

Nick Fuentes attacks Hitler apologists. “Hitler wanted to takeover half of Europe and populate it with racially superior aryans and enslave the inferior races.”