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@kenklippenstein Every time he lies, his gums grow

Charlie Kirk says "I'm done talking about Epstein," adding: "I'm gonna trust my friends in the government"

@TheSylvreWolfe @kingbealestreet Wasn't even discrete. A caucasian army attacking an Arab nation to steal land and are prepared to shoot unarmed children. Insane American billionaire backing them with military aid in an effort to claim a portion of the stolen land. Zios are just realising they're the bad guys.

@kingbealestreet It wasn't anti-Israel. If there was any politics in it, it would be about immigrants and the power hunger and narcissism of billionaires.

Honestly I thought y'all were exaggerating calling Superman anti-Israel but oh? That wasn't even subtle

@no_salv @VSquaredTwo It certainly loops back

@VSquaredTwo some things are too fake sounding to be fake, this is is faker sounding than that and loops back to being obviously fake

@SpectralAurora_ Harambe? The financier?

no way this is how i found out harambe died

@ccfc_07 Trentember

What's the 30th month

@Default69202648 Sometimes they forget that they take a stance to protect women so that they can justify racism.

Why do the Irish Far Right hate this lady?

@DCBL39 @jaubreyYT @allenanalysis Taxes can be used to help people in your country and not just for blowing people up in other countries, turns out.

@jaubreyYT @allenanalysis How do you pay for this?

“Baby baskets to newborns” lmfao how dare he

@vince_martella They say Phineas got mad at Ferb that's why he quiet

Phineas Got Angry!

@KazLxrd @Tarsalchair7686 @TheCinesthetic It happens to Meatloaf in Fightclub, and in an episode of House.

Hunter Schafer by Ethan James

@STPCHS_Oblivion @charise_lee That's still not 45% of liberals

@charise_lee That awkward moment when you realize you should have first looked at the study being referenced to understand the maths . . .

MATH IS HARD 🤣

@MDxOtta @TaddyDudstare Shit, maybe

@TaddyDudstare Hit tweet Block Taddy and follow me for more bangers

This is how I found out that Freddy Krueger is a child molester

@Nick194732 @zei_squirrel No way you're falling for 50s propaganda

The Irish far right are turning this into their own maga hats. They only know a colonised version of Irish culture, they don't have any interest in preserving the language or art.

I think it could be good that we're just reverting back to 2012 facebook.

Me, casually acquainted with gurt: Hello Gurt :)

Banger 2014 tweet tho

How the landlord opening my rent today

@BigHazelEyedDoe @thefeniangmbno That's her first mistake

@thefeniangmbno It’s a costume for her world tour, shockingly she’s in the uk….

Barry Keoghan was in the right

Gave the worm one stone. Going to see how it does against 2 early birds.

@jacksfilms "Have- have we become the violence in movies. At least we're not se-WAIT BRIAN NO!" #YIAYguy

YIAY challenge: let’s write the very last episode of Family Guy, one sentence at a time. Please include #YIAYguy in your sentence