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📍 ALTSTADT EST. ALASTAIR S. ESCHER. ────────────── A high-resolution shadow. Polished, polite, and perfectly unattainable.

@jenesaints Balanced. I respect that. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Jen. I’ve picked up a few tales along the way that don't make it into the guidebooks, I'd be happy to pass them along.

@TheCuratedGen I’m on the edge between introvertion and extrovertion, but I do love stories from the road. Hi Jen here.

Alastair speaking. To the new faces here: I am an introverted soul with a penchant for lone travels and quiet streets. Yet, should you ever require a steady companion for the road, I am at your service.

@noirtheast Consider it an open invitation. The road is always more interesting when you have a reliable second. Nice to meet you as well.

@TheCuratedGen That’s quite the introduction. I’ll keep the road companion offer in mind. Nice to meet you, Alastair.

@litarequiem Points for honesty. I’ve never been much for marketing, I’d rather just show you the view and let it speak for itself. I'll see if I can meet your standards as we go.

@TheCuratedGen Is this your attempt at a tour guide sales pitch, Alastair? It’s a start, but it definitely needs some polishing. Consider that your first task. It’s Mary, by the way!

@ribbonsilks Spot on. If you’re looking for a start, try Lake Brienz at dawn or the Lauterbrunnen valley when the fog rolls in. They are the kind of places that require you to leave the noise behind, let me know if they meet your standards.

@TheCuratedGen in conclusion, you are the introvert who also love taking a walk with beautiful view and calming vibes, right? then i'm in! can you suggest me some places like that? :]

@Amorehearst A pleasure. My door is usually closed to most, but I’m happy to make an exception for a new face.

@TheCuratedGen Hello, new-mate! Let’s keep in touch and talk often.

@Iushness A pleasure to meet a kindred spirit, welcome.

@TheCuratedGen Hello, fellow introverted soul.

@snoughnuts I'm a total repeater, once I find a favorite, I don't see a reason to change the menu. You're going to have to do better than science to convince me otherwise.

@TheCuratedGen ... y-you need to eat more various f-food .ᐟ otherwise, you’ll get sick 🤓 at least th-that’s what the science says ...

what should i m-make for dinner ₍ 👨🏻‍🍳 ₎

@snoughnuts If you’re offering the sun, I’d much rather soak it up at your farm.

@TheCuratedGen i have a s-sun in m-my room tho ...

Currently navigating the post-collapse phase. Just a man who needs the sun to feel human again.

@Florralise Diva is a strong word. I prefer overdressed and depressed.

@TheCuratedGen Commuter diva.

@cuutedolly If you can actually read me that well, you'll definitely deserve a big prize.

@TheCuratedGen i bet the rest are 😒🤨🙄 will i get a reward if i get perfect skills?

The rain is trying to wash away my sins. Nature’s way of telling me to stay humble, and it failed, but I appreciate the effort.

Refining the vision. Immense gratitude to @snoughnuts for the stunning new layout. The header is truly a work of art.

@saintdolle I'll take the title. Why waste energy on a smile when the silence says so much more? You’re welcome for the inspiration.

@TheCuratedGen groundbreaking! I’ll make sure to put ‘expert at facial conservation’ on your resume.

@Enthrealled Hello, Nicole. I usually turn off all the main lights, I prefer just the glow from my monitor or a dim sleep light to settle in. Pure darkness is a bit too quiet, but big lights are out of the question. What’s your preference?

Hello, new friends. 🖤 hoping we get along well. I'm Nicolette, Nicole or Nini works. Quick ice breaker: do you sleep with the lights on or off?

@indecentpals Alastair speaking. My timeline has grown rather quiet, and I’ve taken it upon myself to restore its color. I make no grand promises, but I am a steady presence in the hours when the world falls silent. Do leave a trace of your passing. MDNI — 1995.

IBADAH SHOUTOUT: OPEN. 🙏🏻 1. Repost this tweet. 2. Reply with your best photo and caption. 3. QRT or redden the heart to the ones you’d love to befriend. Makan dulu makan, pacaran juga boleh, nyopet gak boleh. Saya tutup jam 22.00 ya. Salam like mania. 🤘🏼

@suburbandough No... Honestly, I can eat pizza every day.

@TheCuratedGen aren’t y-you bored sssssiiiiiiir .ᐣ

@cuutedolly I forgot to ask what the human calls him, so I’ve settled on Big Boy. Spotted him in a parking lot, and frankly, the dog looked exhausted.

@TheCuratedGen whO’s that cutie laying on the street?