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📍 ALTSTADT EST. ALASTAIR S. ESCHER. ────────────── A high-resolution shadow. Polished, polite, and perfectly unattainable.

@indecentpals Alastair speaking. My timeline has grown rather quiet, and I’ve taken it upon myself to restore its color. I make no grand promises, but I am a steady presence in the hours when the world falls silent. Do leave a trace of your passing. MDNI — 1995.

IBADAH SHOUTOUT: OPEN. 🙏🏻 1. Repost this tweet. 2. Reply with your best photo and caption. 3. QRT or redden the heart to the ones you’d love to befriend. Makan dulu makan, pacaran juga boleh, nyopet gak boleh. Saya tutup jam 22.00 ya. Salam like mania. 🤘🏼

@suburbandough No... Honestly, I can eat pizza every day.

@TheCuratedGen aren’t y-you bored sssssiiiiiiir .ᐣ

what should i m-make for dinner ₍ 👨🏻‍🍳 ₎

@cuutedolly I forgot to ask what the human calls him, so I’ve settled on Big Boy. Spotted him in a parking lot, and frankly, the dog looked exhausted.

@TheCuratedGen whO’s that cutie laying on the street?

Currently navigating the post-collapse phase. Just a man who needs the sun to feel human again.

@lafemmoura Anytime.

@TheCuratedGen Ok thanks

Seriously, do you guys think I’m intimidating?

THE DISCIPLINE. PLATONIC: Strictly Non-Dating. LINGUA: All dialogue and interaction are conducted exclusively in English or Deutsch. STYLE: 1st POV, Adv. Literacy.

ENTRY & SOVEREIGNTY. I. CONSENT: Highly Selective. Do not follow unless we have shaken hands on a concept. II. MATURITY: PG-21. This space is reserved for the seasoned. MDNI. * Dead Dove Do Not Eat: morally grey, I do not soften the blow. Proceed with your eyes open.

📍 ALTSTADT EST. ALASTAIR S. ESCHER. ────────────── A high-resolution shadow. Polished, polite, and perfectly unattainable.

gonna host a game (flexible time) "fuck marry kiss". if you want to participate please reply with your selfie.ᐟ (if you're non mutuals let's become mutuals first)

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤᴅᴇᴀʀ ᴅɪᴀʀʏ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝖲𝖯𝖱𝖨𝖭𝖦 ²⁰¹⁹ ㅤㅤㅤ 𝒫𝙸𝙽𝙴 𝒮𝙾𝚄𝙿 ℱ𝙾𝚁 𝒢𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙼𝙰 ㅤ ㅤ

@suburbandough I've honestly never had a single doubt about your skills in the kitchen. This is such an incredible spread for a city guy who’s just dropping by to visit a kind friend. A really nice break from the usual fast-paced city life. Thanks for being such a great host, Snow!

m-monday brought him away, so now i s-stole him before tuesday did ₍ 😁 ₎ he likes my cooking and i like h-his presence .ᐟ

the thing is, to make art, to fall in love, to do anything really worth doing, you have to risk embarrassment, humiliation, heartbreak. to do anything you have to risk being. and that's being in front of—or more scary, with—others.

Vampire erotica

why be normal when you can be a fucking nightmare

@ceiestemcre Bless your heart, but I’m afraid my problems are far too posh for a dispatch center to solve.

@TheCuratedGen Hold up, I will call 911 to the rescue.

Wednesday took the crowd, my soul included.